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Title: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: DylanW18 on August 20, 2013, 12:45:08 AM
Hey guys, post up your own custom Walkers :)I wanna see interesting yet balanced creations :)

+1 to anyone that posts a custom one :)
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 20, 2013, 12:54:39 AM
Bori Andon, Izzet blast seeker {1}{U}{R}
+2: Deals 1 damage to target creature or player. Draw a card.
-4: Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for Le copies.
-12: you get an emblem with "Instant and sorceries you control have overload {R}{R}{U}{U}{2}. You can't be affected by spells or abilities you control.

Starting 3.14!!!!
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: IntoFire on August 20, 2013, 01:42:34 AM
Alfred, Scion of the Undead {2}{B}{B}

[+1] Target opponents loses 3 life.

[-4] Put X 2/2 black Zombie tokens where X is the number of Zombies you control.

[-9] You get an emblem with:"Black creatures you control get +3/+3"

Starting Loyalty 3
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: prayos on August 20, 2013, 08:56:03 AM
Dernia the Mistwalker {1}{G}{U}

+1 - Target creature is unblockable until end of turn.
+0 - Prevent damage that would be dealt from target creature during it's controller's next combat phase.
-6 - You get an emblem with "Creatures you control gain hexproof and are unblockable."

Starting Loyalty: 2
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: DrainCleaner on August 20, 2013, 10:36:45 AM
Bidron, Champion of Mer               {B}{U}{X}

Planeswalker - Bidron

+1: Target opponent puts the top two cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard. Draw a card

-3: Destroy target non-black creature. Its controller discards a card.

-6: Target player reveals cards from the top of his or her library until he or she reveals four lands, then puts all cards revealed this way into his or her graveyard. Draw a card for each card revealed this way.

                                                       [X]

Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Birdbrain on August 20, 2013, 11:22:53 AM
{G}

Terra, one with the aether

+1: add {G} to your mana pool. Gain 1 life

-2: add one mana of any color to your mana pool. Put a 1/1 green insect creature token into play.

-6: creatures you control have "{T}: add one mana of any color to your mana pool." And "whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card."

Starting loyalty: 2
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on August 20, 2013, 12:52:40 PM
{Urza, Planeswalker}    {W}{W}{R}{1}

Planeswalker-Urza

+2 :  Each opponent reveals their hand. Draw a card for each artifact revealed this way.

-2 :  Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.

-7 :  You get an emblem that says "spells you cast and permanents you control are colourless. Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield, untap each artifact you control."

Loyalty: 4
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: All-Mana Mania on August 20, 2013, 02:06:56 PM
Banen, God of Theros
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}

Planeswalker- Banen

+2:  Banen deals 1 damage to target player and each creature that plauer controls. Draw a Card.

0: Banen, God of Theros becomes a 4/4 Legendary God with flying, First strike, indestructible, lifelink, and death touch.

-4: Destroy up to 3 target non land permanents with converted mana cost of 3 or less. You gain life equal to the number of permanents destroyed this way.

-20: Destroy each other permanent on the battlefield. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each permanent destroyed this way. Banen deals X damage to target player for each permanent destroyed. You gain X life.

Loyalty: {4}

I wanted to try at a 5 colored pw. Here's  my idea.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: EvACiDe on August 20, 2013, 02:35:49 PM
EvACiDe, Magus of the Mind {2}{U}{U}

Planeswalker - EvACiDe

+2) Look at the top 3 cards of your library, put one into your hand and the rest back on top in any order

0) Draw 3 cards and put 2 cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

-2) Target player puts the top 10 cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard.

-11) You get an emblem with "All instants and sorceries you control have replicate. The replicate cost is equal to the spells mana cost. (When you cast it, copy it for each time you paid it's replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copy.)"

Loyalty {3}
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 20, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
(https://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/daily/stf/stf28_viewFromAboveSplash.jpg)

Themos, God of Order  {3}{W}{U}{B}

+1-Destroy target creature or planeswalker other than Themos

-X-Each opponent discards X cards and you draw X cards

-7-Target player loses life equal to his life total, you gain that much life

4
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: DylanW18 on August 20, 2013, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 20, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
Themos, God of Order  {3}{W}{U}{B}

+1-Destroy target creature or planeswalker other than Themos

-X-Each opponent discards X cards and you draw X cards

-7-Target player loses life equal to his life total, you gain that much life

4

Lol the last one is instant win. I like it lol
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 20, 2013, 06:29:21 PM
Quote from: DylanW18 on August 20, 2013, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 20, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
Themos, God of Order  {3}{W}{U}{B}

+1-Destroy target creature or planeswalker other than Themos

-X-Each opponent discards X cards and you draw X cards

-7-Target player loses life equal to his life total, you gain that much life

4

Lol the last one is instant win. I like it lol

Unless they have something like {Phyrexian Unlife} but it works because you can't use the ability until turn 10 anyways.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mattao19 on August 20, 2013, 06:38:12 PM
Darian, Gruul Champion
{R}{G}
Starting Loyalty: 3

+1: target creature you control has Haste.

-2: creatures you control gain Trample and First Strike until end of turn.

-6: you get an emblem with: creatures you control get +6/+6, trample, first strike and haste, and can only be blocked by 2 or more creatures.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 20, 2013, 08:24:59 PM
Quote from: Taysby on August 20, 2013, 08:00:50 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 20, 2013, 06:26:10 PM
(https://www.wizards.com/mtg/images/daily/stf/stf28_viewFromAboveSplash.jpg)

Themos, God of Order  {3}{W}{U}{B}

+1-Destroy target creature or planeswalker other than Themos

-X-Each opponent discards X cards and you draw X cards

-7-Target player loses life equal to his life total, you gain that much life

4
I would say that target player losses 2/3's of his life rounded up and you gain that much would be reasonable.  But all is too much.

But you can't use the ability until turn 10 anyways...
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: prayos on August 23, 2013, 03:07:13 PM
Kethul, Death Lord {2}{B}{B}

+1 - Creatures target opponent control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
-3 - Return random creature from target player's graveyard into your hand.
-8 - Return all creature cards from all graveyards with converted mana cost of 3 or less to the battlefield under your control. Exile them after your next combat phase.

Starting Loyalty: 4

I gave a lot of thought to this one, and it went through several iterations. The initial -3 allowed you to exile the top card of your library. If it's a creature card, you may cast it for {3} less mana. I thought it was cool, but it didn't really fit. And the ultimate. Well, it was initially a -X, and would return all creatures with CMC of X. But I changed it, to something that would make you think. If you use the ult in the pre-combat main phase, it's useless, cause you can't attack with them. However, if you're patient, like the dead, you can ult in the post-combat main phase, and swing out next turn.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mizark on August 23, 2013, 10:40:53 PM
Arcades Sabboth, Planeswalker {4}{G}{W}{W}{U}

Planeswalker- Arcades Sabboth

+3) Draw a card

-2) Creatures you control get +0/+4 and gain Vigilance until end of turn

-9) Choose 7 permanents you control. For each of those permanents, you may search your library for a card with the same name as that permanent. You may cast those cards without paying their mana cost.

[5]

One of Bolas fellow Elder Dragon, {Arcades Sabboth} 😄
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: IntoFire on August 23, 2013, 11:06:21 PM
Elena, Archmage of Purity {2}{W}{G}

[+1] You gain 7 life.

[-3] Exile target creature,that creature stays exiled until Elena leaven the battlefeild.

[-11] Destroy all non- land permanents.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 23, 2013, 11:10:30 PM
Storm Crow, Intergalactic Badass {0}

+1-You win the game

Starting Loyalty: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000


'nuf said.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: DylanW18 on August 23, 2013, 11:19:49 PM
I don't see the point of that card. Regular {Storm Crow} does the same thing
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 23, 2013, 11:23:24 PM
Quote from: DylanW18 on August 23, 2013, 11:19:49 PM
I don't see the point of that card. Regular {Storm Crow} does the same thing

True...
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 23, 2013, 11:24:11 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 23, 2013, 11:23:24 PM
Quote from: DylanW18 on August 23, 2013, 11:19:49 PM
I don't see the point of that card. Regular {Storm Crow} does the same thing

True...

Although, Storm Crow is easier to make jokes about because if the name.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: IntoFire on October 27, 2013, 09:37:10 PM
Pelinor, Warrior of Hope {2}{W}{R}

[+1] Pelinor deals 1 damage to target creature and you gain 1 life.

[-5] Target creature you control gains haste and lifelink until end of turn.

[-12] You get an emblem with :"Creature you control gain firtstrike, vigilance, haste, and lifekink".
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Skyshadow731 on October 30, 2013, 09:55:03 PM
Quote from: IntoFire on October 27, 2013, 09:37:10 PM
Pelinor, Warrior of Hope {2}{W}{R}

[+1] Pelinor deals 1 damage to target creature and you gain 1 life.

[-5] Target creature you control gains haste and lifelink until end of turn.

[-12] You get an emblem with :"Creature you control gain firtstrike, vigilance, haste, and lifekink".


Into the fire of hell {2} {R}{R}
Creature- Demon
Loyalty Counters: 3

+1 deal 2 damage to target nondemon creature
  0 search for target demon creature out of your deck. Shuffle your library
-3 play target demon from your hand.
-7 you get an emblem that says, at the beginning of your upkeep you may cast a demon card from your hand with out paying its mana cost.

Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: DimirOverlord1300 on October 30, 2013, 10:12:51 PM
Chuck Norris {B}{U}{W}{G}{R}
+1 Roundhouse kick your opponent.
+1 you win the game
+1 you win the game even more
Starting loyalty: a sideways 8
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Skyshadow731 on October 30, 2013, 10:17:10 PM
I have nothing to do with chuck Norris. I'm actually a real person.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mattao19 on October 30, 2013, 10:23:08 PM
Norin the Foolish 2R
Starting loyalty: 3

+1: deal 3 damage to target creature or player. Then flip a coin. If you win the flip nothing happens if you lose the flip Norin the Foolish deals 3 damage to himself.
-2: Draw 2 cards. Then flip a coin if you win the flip nothing happens if you lose the flip discard 2 cards at random.
-4: Flip 3 coins. For each Heads Norin the Foolish deals 4 damage to target creature or player. For each Tails discard a card at random.

This is based off of {Norin the Wary}s twin brother who is care free lol
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 30, 2013, 10:29:18 PM
Quote from: Dragn_rdr on October 30, 2013, 10:17:10 PM
I have nothing to do with chuck Norris. I'm actually a real person.
Chuck Norris is real. Ever seen te expendables?
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Skyshadow731 on October 30, 2013, 10:31:31 PM
He's real but his rumors aren't.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on October 30, 2013, 10:50:56 PM
Figutus, Koblod Leader  {0}

Figutus, Koblod Leader is red.
[+1]: Put a 0/1 red Koblod onto the battlefield under your control.
[-1]: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until the end of the turn.
[-5]: You get an emblem that says, "Creatures you control get +2/+2 and intimidate."

[1]
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Skyshadow731 on October 30, 2013, 10:51:54 PM
What about me, can I be a planeswalker please.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: IntoFire on October 31, 2013, 12:15:09 AM
Dracuin, Obsidian Firemane {3}{R}{U}

[+1] Draw a card, then discard a card

[-3] Dracuin deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

[-6] You get an emblem with:" Each creature you control becomes a 4/4 red and blue dragon with flying and haste."
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Skyshadow731 on November 01, 2013, 07:42:20 PM
That pretty sick
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: IntoFire on November 01, 2013, 11:18:47 PM
Quote from: Dragn_rdr on November 01, 2013, 07:42:20 PM
That pretty sick

You're welcome.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: The1337Magician on November 02, 2013, 08:58:10 AM
Fortuna, Broker of Life {2}{W}{B}
[+1] Each opponent loses one life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
[-X] Deal X damage to target creature or player. Gain X life.
[-5] you get an emblem that says "Creatures you control have Intimidate and Extort" and "Whenever a creature you control attacks, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
Starting Loyalty [3]
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: SpellBomber on November 05, 2013, 08:53:54 AM
Emrakul, God of Destruction  {6}

+2 Each opponent sacrifices {X} permanants. Where {X} is equal to the number of loyalty counters on Emrakul

0 Tap all permanants each oppenent controls. Those permanants dont untap for as long as you control emrakul

-10 Emrakul becomes an X/X indestructable creature with all creature types and gains Double Strike, First Strike, Trample, Flying, Haste, Lifelink and Hexproof. Where {X} is equal to the number of permanants in all graveyards.

{6}
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Teysa karlov on November 06, 2013, 02:29:00 PM
Quote from: DimirOverlord1300 on October 30, 2013, 10:12:51 PM
Chuck Norris {B}{U}{W}{G}{R}
+1 Roundhouse kick your opponent.
+1 you win the game
+1 you win the game even more
Starting loyalty: a sideways 8

I live this bod as it is useless! As you can't +1 in infinite as that us just infinite! To you can't activate any ability lol
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: IntoFire on November 07, 2013, 03:51:49 AM
Plaxus, Bioform Conoisseur {3}{G}{U}

[+1] Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

[-4] You gain life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.

[-X] Each creature you control becomes an X/X mutant with hexproof and trample until end of turn.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: IntoFire on November 07, 2013, 03:52:06 AM
Plaxus, Bioform Conoisseur {3}{G}{U}

[+1] Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature,draw a card.

[-4] You gain life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.

[-X] Each creature you control becomes an X/X mutant with hexproof and trample until end of turn.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mochalatte37 on November 09, 2013, 02:35:24 PM
Mossy necromancer:{5}{G}{B}
(+1)destroy target land card
(-2)put a green zombie token onto the field
(-10)destroy all permanents in youre foes control
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on November 09, 2013, 04:57:37 PM
Lord of the Walls {1}{U}{W}

[+1]: Put a 0/2 Wall with defender onto the battlefield
[+2]: You gain 2 life for every creature you control with defender
[-7]: You get an emblem that says " Defenders you control have flying, Hexproof, and get +0/+2"

[3]
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Moocow4u2 on November 13, 2013, 07:11:47 PM
Moocow4u2
Planeswalker-joke, forum member.
{W}{B}{U}{G}{R}

+1 put 1 karma counter on planeswalker

0 opponent reading this forum scrolls past this post

-1 hatred D: remove 1 karma counter

Starting loyalty 6

(Lol)
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mlerner12 on November 13, 2013, 07:27:44 PM
Quote from: Moocow4u2 on November 13, 2013, 07:11:47 PM
Moocow4u2
Planeswalker-joke, forum member.
{W}{B}{U}{G}{R}

+1 put 1 karma counter on planeswalker

0 opponent reading this forum scrolls past this post

-1 hatred D: remove 1 karma counter

Starting loyalty 6

(Lol)
Lol, that's great.

Mlernet, Muppet Overlord {R}{U}{W}- starts with 2- Planeswqlker, TV star/puppet

+1: Change your gravatar to a muppet. All your opponents say "cool."

-3: all permanents you control become Muppets in addition to their other types.

-8: you get an emblem with "Whenever a Muppet ETBs or attacks, put a 2/2 Muppet token onto the battlefield".
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: LordJanova on November 15, 2013, 06:45:50 PM
Jehuty, Renegade Biomancer {1}{U}{G}{B}

+2: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature.

-4: Put three +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

-7: Destroy each creature your opponents control and put that many +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Or the other ultimate could be

-8: You get an emblem with: Each creature you control has "Whenever this creature deals damage or is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on it".

Starting loyalty 3
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 17, 2013, 10:30:49 PM
Drasvi, the False Shepard   {B}{U}{1}

[+2]: Put two 0/1 goat token onto the battlefield.
[-4]: Goats you control gain a +1/+1 counter.
[-9]: You gain an emblem that says, "Sacrifice a goat: Choose one - Gain 5 life, creatures you control gain +1/+1 until the end of the turn, creatures you control get a +1/+0 counter, or creatures you control get a +0/+1 counter."

[3]



Gotta love them goats. :P
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Mlerner12 on November 18, 2013, 07:50:15 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 17, 2013, 10:30:49 PM
Drasvi, the False Shepard   {B}{U}{1}

[+2]: Put two 0/1 goat token onto the battlefield.
[-4]: Goats you control gain a +1/+1 counter.
[-9]: You gain an emblem that says, "Sacrifice a goat: Choose one - Gain 5 life, creatures you control gain +1/+1 until the end of the turn, creatures you control get a +1/+0 counter, or creatures you control get a +0/+1 counter."

[3]



Gotta love them goats. :P
Gotta "goat" me one of those!
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: rarehuntertay on November 18, 2013, 09:39:49 AM
Flavor text makes this guy sound like a walker...

{Tuknir Deathlock}
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 18, 2013, 11:56:15 AM
Weavrax, Zubera Incarnate  {W}{B}{U}{G}{R}

[+2] Sacrifice a creature.
[-4] Choose one - Gain 1 life for each creature in your graveyard; or each player loses X life, where X is equal to half the number of creatures in your graveyard rounded down.
[-9] You gain an emblem that says, "Whenever a blue creature you control dies, draw cards equal to the number of blue creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a red creature you control dies, deal X damage to target creature, where X is equal to the number of red creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a black creature you control dies, each player sacrifices X permanents, where X is equal to the number of black creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a green creature you control dies gain X life, where X is equal to the number of green creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a white creature you dies, tap X permanents, where X is equal to the number of white creatures in your graveyard.

[3]
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on November 18, 2013, 03:53:03 PM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 18, 2013, 11:56:15 AM
Weavrax, Zubera Incarnate  {W}{B}{U}{G}{R}

[+2] Sacrifice a creature.
[-4] Choose one - Gain 1 life for each creature in your graveyard; or each player loses X life, where X is equal to half the number of creatures in your graveyard rounded down.
[-9] You gain an emblem that says, "Whenever a blue creature you control dies, draw cards equal to the number of blue creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a red creature you control dies, deal X damage to target creature, where X is equal to the number of red creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a black creature you control dies, each player sacrifices X permanents, where X is equal to the number of black creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a green creature you control dies gain X life, where X is equal to the number of green creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a white creature you dies, tap X permanents, where X is equal to the number of white creatures in your graveyard.

[3]

Looks really sweet I kinda want to make it now
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on November 18, 2013, 05:08:27 PM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 18, 2013, 11:56:15 AM
Weavrax, Zubera Incarnate  {W}{B}{U}{G}{R}

[+2] Sacrifice a creature.
[-4] Choose one - Gain 1 life for each creature in your graveyard; or each player loses X life, where X is equal to half the number of creatures in your graveyard rounded down.
[-9] You gain an emblem that says, "Whenever a blue creature you control dies, draw cards equal to the number of blue creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a red creature you control dies, deal X damage to target creature, where X is equal to the number of red creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a black creature you control dies, each player sacrifices X permanents, where X is equal to the number of black creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a green creature you control dies gain X life, where X is equal to the number of green creatures in your graveyard.  Whenever a white creature you dies, tap X permanents, where X is equal to the number of white creatures in your graveyard.

[3]

I tried my best at making him here he is I'm not sure if my first post will work so ill edit it so it will

https://www.dropbox.com/s/62petzj0ck7k6rd/Weavrax%20Zubera%20Inacrnate.jpg
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 18, 2013, 05:16:05 PM
Cool man!  I laughed at the small text (even though I knew it was coming too. :)

Nice job.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on November 18, 2013, 05:26:31 PM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 18, 2013, 05:16:05 PM
Cool man!  I laughed at the small text (even though I knew it was coming too. :)

Nice job.

I wasn't able to all of the text so I had to shorten it to what it is now
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: Skyshadow731 on November 18, 2013, 09:10:51 PM
Could some one make one for my new name.
Title: Re: Create a Planeswalker
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on November 18, 2013, 10:18:53 PM
Yevin, Unstable Weirdling    {U/R}{U/R}{U/R}

[+2] Flip a coin, if you win the flip, deal 2 damage to target creature an opponent controls.  If you lose the flip, Yevin, Unstable Weirdling deals 2 damage to itself.
[-5] You get an emblem that says, "Creatures you control get +3/+3, at the end of your turn, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature you control.
[-10] Sacrifice Yevin, Unstable Weirdling, roll a 20 sided dice.  Deal that much damage to each creature, player, and planeswalker.
[2]