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Title: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 16, 2013, 11:26:56 PM
So I said hey anyone wanna sell me {witchstalker} s. And this dude was like "sure do you see anything else you want?" So I was like I guess I could get that {sphinx's revelation} how much for all 3? "15 $"

Done did gimme dem cards

Then I asked if anyone wanted to sell me their {hallowed fountain}. And one guy was like "sure, or trade what are they on tcgplayer? Like 7 $?"
Goes through my binder says "I don't think I can add up to the {godless shrine} ." I was like dont care give me your fountain. " he done said nah bro I want you to come back and trade with me again." I was like don't care give me your fountain lol.

So he asks about {aetherling} and says something about 5 $. Im like sure -hands cash- and im all like you forgot your aetherling. And.he's like "nah its fine you'd have lost 2 $"

And im just like yay five dolla fountain yall
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on August 17, 2013, 12:56:59 AM
{AEtherling} will jump so high.  I am glad I got a foil for twenty dollars. 
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 17, 2013, 01:03:20 AM
._. I always feel so pathetic.... My most expensive card is a {door of destinies} like wtf. I have almost 200 cards now. I guess I just suck at getting good pulls XD
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: Wally on August 17, 2013, 06:47:21 AM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on August 16, 2013, 11:26:56 PM
Done did gimme dem cards boyee


Do people in America really talk like this?
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 17, 2013, 07:16:59 AM
Quote from: Wally on August 17, 2013, 06:47:21 AM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on August 16, 2013, 11:26:56 PM
Done did gimme dem cards boyee


Do people in America really talk like this?

Sadly...

I wanted to be somewhat comical to add entertainment my post. I didn't really talk like that at all. I'm just as polite in person as I am on here. I have a pretty good repoir at my lgs and I'm happy with my repoir here to.
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 17, 2013, 09:48:37 AM
Quote from: KangaRod on August 17, 2013, 09:46:42 AM
Are you drunk?

Always. So I went home.

I don't drink lol.
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 17, 2013, 09:55:24 AM
Quote from: IceScythe on August 17, 2013, 01:03:20 AM
._. I always feel so pathetic.... My most expensive card is a {door of destinies} like wtf. I have almost 200 cards now. I guess I just suck at getting good pulls XD

Ok disregaurd my edit I meant to hit quote.. I didnt know I could edit other peoples posts!

Anyway this is what I was trying to say

Start with a box so your gaurenteed something good of value.. or draft more.

Then up trade as much as you can to increase your individual card values (3-5 low $ rares for 1 mid $ rare. And so on)

Then trade for more of what you want or if you don't care about trading.. buy all of the singles.
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on August 17, 2013, 10:41:56 AM
Patrons can edits others posts when it is a thread that they have started.  :)
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 17, 2013, 10:58:17 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on August 17, 2013, 10:41:56 AM
Patrons can edits others posts when it is a thread that they have started.  :)

That would explain it, I thought that was just my private page
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: Spikepit on August 17, 2013, 11:04:11 AM
Bahahahaa, the other two Aussies had my exact reaction!
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 17, 2013, 11:21:46 AM
=p
It was supposed to be funny. Dawwww
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: Silent1236 on August 17, 2013, 01:56:15 PM
Quote from: Wally on August 17, 2013, 06:47:21 AM
Quote from: DirtyMustachio on August 16, 2013, 11:26:56 PM
Done did gimme dem cards boyee


Do people in America really talk like this?

Education is rough, man.

Seriously though, it is kinda fun to say things strangely to see the reactions you get :P
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 17, 2013, 02:04:21 PM
Its kinda a running gag with my friends to ask

Whatchu doing is?

Instead of what's up

We make up words and are pretty silly bunch.

Ohhhh yayussss

Anyway now my credibility is shot...
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: Silent1236 on August 17, 2013, 02:06:08 PM
I would hope your credibility isn't shot lol. I know where you're coming from :P
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: Spikepit on August 17, 2013, 10:12:47 PM
Oh Mustachio, I also hope it isn't shot! Humour is worthwhile in almost every circumstance.
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 17, 2013, 10:37:48 PM
I love trading and dealing with ignorant people. You'd think people would spend the twenty seconds to look up prices before throwing away their cards. A friend of a friend at my LGS opened a {Voice of Resurgence} back around when MM came out and it was around $50 and almost traded it for 3 packs before I stopped him and looked up the price. My other friend opened a {Kalonian Hydra} two weeks ago and before I could say something traded it for a pack.
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: DirtyMustachio on August 17, 2013, 11:27:23 PM
^  wow....
Title: Re: step 1 fnm. step 2 cash moneys. step 3 ??? step 4 profit.
Post by: That_Guy on August 18, 2013, 07:56:20 AM
Quote from: Spikepit on August 17, 2013, 11:04:11 AM
Bahahahaa, the other two Aussies had my exact reaction!
Bahahahaa, the other three Aussies had my exact reaction!