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Title: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: LadyGrixis on August 02, 2013, 07:09:25 PM
- Creature? If so, Dragon, Knight, Zombie, ect?
- Instant? If so, Tribal or Normal?
- Enchantment? If so, Aura, Curse, Arcane, etc?
- Sorcery? If so, what color?
- Artifact? If so, Equipment, Creature, etc?
- Planeswalker? If so, which Plane did you come from?
- Land? If so, Basic, Shockland, etc?

(If there are others you think suit you best that aren't listed, then be my guest!)
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Killabud12 on August 02, 2013, 09:32:56 PM
Legendary Creature - Goblin Zombie
2/2
1 black or red mana :D
Average TCG Price - $2.00
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on August 02, 2013, 09:45:22 PM
Plains or Creature Human
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Monrodesign on August 02, 2013, 09:52:48 PM
Legendary Creature - Zombie
{1}{U}{U}{B}

Undying

{T}, and sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery unless its owner pays {2}.

This creatures tough and power are equal to the number of instant and sorcery's in target players graveyard.
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: EvACiDe on August 02, 2013, 10:15:50 PM
EvACiDe, Beast of Beauty
Legendary Creature - Sexy Beast
{3}{R}{G}

Undying

{1}{R}{T}: EvACiDe deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

{1}{G}: EvACiDe gains trample until end of turn.

For each other sexy creature you control, EvACiDe gets +1/+1.

Power/Toughness = 4/4
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: LadyGrixis on August 02, 2013, 10:16:03 PM
Quote from: Monrodesign on August 02, 2013, 09:52:48 PM
Legendary Creature - Zombie
{1}{U}{U}{B}

Undying

{T}, and sacrifice this creature: Counter target instant or sorcery unless its owner pays {2}.

This creatures tough and power are equal to the number of instant and sorcery's in target players graveyard.

Me Likey
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Vyse on August 02, 2013, 10:39:23 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on August 02, 2013, 10:15:50 PM
Legendary Creature - Sexy Beast
{3}{R}{G}

Undying

{1}{R}{T}: EvACiDe deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

{1}{G}{T}: EvACiDe gains trample until end of turn.

For each other sexy creature you control, EvACiDe gets +1/+1.

Power/Toughness = 4/4
What ahh, what does tapping yourself to give you trample do for you exactlly lol..?
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 02, 2013, 10:41:58 PM
Instant-Derp

{R}{U}

You may cast the next instant spell this turn as though it were an instant.

Shuffle your hand.

Flavor!!!!
"Hey, it's not perfect. Your not perfect. Only IM perfect."

_____, Human Derpfolk Mage
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 02, 2013, 10:43:28 PM
Esper Thought Demon {2}{W}{U}{B}

Flying, Vigilance, Deathtouch

When Esper Thought Demon enters the battlfield scry 5 then draw a card.

1/4
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Monrodesign on August 02, 2013, 10:43:53 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 02, 2013, 10:41:58 PM
Instant-Derp

{R}{U}

You may cast the next instant spell this turn as though it were an instant.

Shuffle your hand.

Shuffle your hand where? Lol
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 02, 2013, 10:45:03 PM
Into the rest of your hand!!!
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: The1337Magician on August 02, 2013, 10:52:29 PM
The1337Magician, Dealer of Secrets {3}{U/B}
Legendary Creature - Vampire Wizard
The1337Magician is unblockable.
{1}{U/B} Target player draws a card. Target opponent of that player draws two cards.
The1337Magician gets +1/+1 for each card in all players hand.                                          2/2
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Kagain123 on August 02, 2013, 10:55:59 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 02, 2013, 10:45:03 PM
Into the rest of your hand!!!

+1 for total derpness!
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: EvACiDe on August 02, 2013, 11:13:23 PM
Quote from: Vyse on August 02, 2013, 10:39:23 PM
Quote from: EvACiDe on August 02, 2013, 10:15:50 PM
Legendary Creature - Sexy Beast
{3}{R}{G}

Undying

{1}{R}{T}: EvACiDe deals 3 damage to target creature or player.

{1}{G}{T}: EvACiDe gains trample until end of turn.

For each other sexy creature you control, EvACiDe gets +1/+1.

Power/Toughness = 4/4
What ahh, what does tapping yourself to give you trample do for you exactlly lol..?

Lmao oops! I was copy pasting mana cost symbols and totally forgot to take out the tap xD
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: IntoFire on August 03, 2013, 01:06:30 AM
Elemental.They crush face.
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Gorzo on August 03, 2013, 03:50:48 AM
Gorzo       {W}{W}{G}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Cleric

{0}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn. Gorzo deals 1 damage to himself. This damage cannot be prevented.

{T}: Choose one; Target other creature gains +2/2, vigilance, lifelink, trample, haste, or first strike until end of turn. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

{R}{R}{R}{R}{T}: Gorzo deals 5 damage to target creature or player and 4 damage to itself. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

"'Can't help them all, you'll die trying," he told me. We'll see."

2/5

I'd end up translating to something like this. Slow, clunky, niche.., but boy does he try his hardest to help the team :P
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Tonygrabowski4 on August 03, 2013, 08:53:06 AM
Grabowski, Couch sitter {B}{B}{B}{B}

Legendary creature-Lazy Bum

At the begging of your up keep, put a stagnancy counter on Grabowski, couch sitter.  If Grabowski, couch sitter has five stagnancy counters, you win the game.

Grabowski, couch sitter can't attack or block.

As long as Grabowski, couch sitter is in play, activated abilities of creatures and artifacts you control can't be activated unless they are mana abilities.

"500 channels and nothing on."

99/1

Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Tonygrabowski4 on August 03, 2013, 08:54:04 AM
Quote from: Gorzo on August 03, 2013, 03:50:48 AM
Gorzo       {W}{W}{G}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature - Human Berserker Cleric

{0}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature or player this turn. Gorzo deals 1 damage to himself. This damage cannot be prevented.

{T}: Choose one; Target other creature gains +2/2, vigilance, lifelink, trample, haste, or first strike until end of turn. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

{R}{R}{R}{R}{T}: Gorzo deals 5 damage to target creature or player and 4 damage to itself. Gorzo does not untap on your next untap step.

"'Can't help them all, you'll die trying," he told me. We'll see."

2/5

I'd end up translating to something like this. Slow, clunky, niche.., but boy does he try his hardest to help the team :P

👍 Very cool!
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Mizark on August 03, 2013, 09:03:10 AM
Mizark {2}{W}{B}{R}
Planeswalker- Mizark

+2) Mizark deals 3 damage to target creature or player

-3) Add up to three mana in any combination of White, Red and Black to your mana pool

-15) You get an emblem with (Protection from non-Legendary/Planeswalker sources, if a source other then a Legendary source or a Planeswalker would target you, exile that card)

Loyalty [5]
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on August 03, 2013, 10:18:29 AM
Pedro Martin Fuentes Baur Robinson
{3}{G}{W}{U}
Legendary Creature- Human

Vigilance, Hexproof, Flying

{4}: Target creature you control gains nothing until turn, if you activate this ability 5 or more times this creature gains first strike for the rest of the game
{1}{6}: Target creature you control gains nothing until end of turn, if you activate this ability 3 or more times this creature gains death touch for the rest of the game

" you're wasting your time, stop wasting it"
" no I'm not just wait and see"

5/5
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: DrainCleaner on August 03, 2013, 12:00:33 PM
Drain Cleaner  {U}{B}
Artifact

{3}{U}{B}, {T}: Target creature dies.
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: lotrwk on August 03, 2013, 12:20:05 PM
CrackaLacka, Legendary rock.       {10}

Legendary creature - Rock

Hexproof.

CrackaLacka, Legendary rock is indestructible.

When Crackalacka enters the battlefield, each other creature you control becomes a  0/1 with hexproof and indestructible, and they gain "{T} Deal 1 damage to target player"

{T} Deal 1 damage to target player

0/1
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: EvACiDe on August 06, 2013, 09:47:08 AM
Quote from: CrackaLacka on August 03, 2013, 12:20:05 PM
CrackaLacka, Legendary rock.       {10}

Hexproof.

CrackaLacka, Legendary rock is indestructible.

When Crackalacka enters the battlefield, each other creature you control becomes 0/1 with hexproof and indestructible, and gains {T} Deal 1 damage to target player

{T} Deal 1 damage to target player

0/1

Hahaha legendary rock
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Birdbrain on August 08, 2013, 08:12:42 PM
I'm curious what other people would put me as in a card. Not broken please or nerfed either
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Iandtormentor on August 08, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
Landtormentor {1}

When landtormentor enters the battle field he gets scared and runs away (in other words shuffle him into your library) unless you control at least 1 more creature with P/W at least 4.

1/1
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Mizark on August 08, 2013, 09:04:39 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on August 08, 2013, 08:12:42 PM
I'm curious what other people would put me as in a card. Not broken please or nerfed either

Birdbrain {W}{U}

Creature- Bird
Uncommon

Flying

When Birdbrain enters the battlefield draw a card, when Birdbrain leaves the battlefield draw a card.

1/1
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 08, 2013, 09:09:10 PM
Birdbrain {W}{U}{B}
Creature-Bird Wizard

Flying

Whenever you draw a card, target creature gets -2/-1 until the end of turn.

{2}{W}{U}-Draw a card

1/2



Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Birdbrain on August 09, 2013, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 08, 2013, 09:09:10 PM
Birdbrain {W}{U}{B}
Creature-Bird Wizard

Flying

Whenever you draw a card, target creature gets -2/-1 until the end of turn.

{2}{W}{U}-Draw a card

1/2
wow...draw a card at the beginning of your turn...then {divination}. Trigger that three times a turn...then use a looter...

I think this is overpowered
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Birdbrain on August 09, 2013, 07:05:46 PM
I'm going to make one of Piotr

{W}{W}{U}{U}{2}

Piotr, enforcer of iMtG law

Creature-human wizard

As long as CARDNAME is on the battlefield, creatures can't attack unless there controller pays {1}, and all permanents gain hex proof.

Whenever a source deals damage to you, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

3/4
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Hunteroffire9 on August 09, 2013, 09:06:55 PM
Hunted, Gods of gods. {R}{B}{W}{G}{B}{3}

+3 destroy up to 4 non-land permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-5
destroy up to 5 permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-19 you win the game

{walker proof this planeswalker cannot be the target of spells and abilities}

10 loyalty.
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 09, 2013, 09:14:34 PM
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on August 09, 2013, 09:06:55 PM
Hunted, Gods of gods. {R}{B}{W}{G}{B}{3}

+3 destroy up to 4 non-land permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-5
destroy up to 5 permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-19 you win the game

{walker proof this planeswalker cannot be the target of spells and abilities}

10 loyalty.

Not even close to realistic
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Hunteroffire9 on August 09, 2013, 09:58:51 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 09, 2013, 09:14:34 PM
Quote from: Hunteroffire9 on August 09, 2013, 09:06:55 PM
Hunted, Gods of gods. {R}{B}{W}{G}{B}{3}

+3 destroy up to 4 non-land permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-5
destroy up to 5 permanents you gaine x life and they lose x, life and you get x x/x permanents and draw x cards, x is the number of permanents.

-19 you win the game

{walker proof this planeswalker cannot be the target of spells and abilities}

10 loyalty.

Not even close to realistic
She never saide you had to be realistic... It's just for fun... I was just having fun and you give me a -1 lighten up.
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on August 09, 2013, 10:08:06 PM
Flicker, Bloodied Lord    {B}{B}{B}{3}
Legendary Creature - Vampire      Mythic Rare

Lifelink
Whenever a creature dies, you gain 2 life, and Flicker, Bloodied Lord gains a +1/+1 counter.

                                                                    5/6
_____________________________________

Hooray!!! I can acually say this in public! :)

OK, you know all those quizzes online to see if your a vampire (most are complete crap) well my friends always tell me to take them, along with another one of my friends.  We have always gotten 100%. On each one.  I would like to point out, I got tricked into this little incident.

I did drink blood.  On several occasions.  Friends have come up to me with "wine" to test (underaged, but I am allowed to drink wine from time to time.) and they sometimes make an entire wine glass of blood.  I would like to point out, I always thought something was up when they gave me this kind of "wine" but I brushed it off.  A couple taste testings later, they asked ms how it was, and then told me what had happened a few moths later.

I'm not gonna lie, it was good. 

There was my backstory on the matter! :)
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on August 10, 2013, 12:23:42 AM
Aww, did I kill another thread? :(
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Mlerner12 on August 10, 2013, 12:25:14 AM
Don't worry, I drink blood too. It tastes great. Not kidding, I cut myself for blood!!!
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 01:46:55 AM
Mizark, Dragon Marked {2}{B}{R}{R}{G}

Legendary creature- Human Dragon

Flying, Haste, First Strike, Trample

Dragon spells you cast cost {2} less to cast

{T} Add {B}, {R} or {G} to your mana pool

Dragon creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Dragon on the battlefield
Creatures destroyed by Dragons you control are exiled

7/5


Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Apathy Reactor on August 12, 2013, 11:28:10 PM
End Game.               {U}{U}

Put your library into your hand
You may play an extra five lands this turn

"No, you die."
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on August 12, 2013, 11:35:23 PM
Quote from: Mizark on August 10, 2013, 01:46:55 AM
Mizark, Dragon Marked {2}{B}{R}{R}{G}

Legendary creature- Human Dragon

Flying, Haste, First Strike, Trample

Dragon spells you cast cost {2} less to cast

{T} Add {B}, {R} or {G} to your mana pool

Dragon creatures you control get +1/+1 for each Dragon on the battlefield
Creatures destroyed by Dragons you control are exiled

7/5
When I first saw this card, the first thing I noticed, was that it was a human dragon.  Out of all the things I noticed, it was that.  I like the idea!! :)
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on August 13, 2013, 10:10:33 AM
Agrus Kos, the All-Powerful  {2}{W}{U}{B}{R}

Flying, vigilance, first strike, deathtouch

All spells cost {1} less to cast for you.

1/4
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: Double-O-Scotch on August 13, 2013, 11:26:23 AM
Double-O-Scotch, bootleg master
{G}{W}{B}{1}

Hexproof, shadow

{G}{W}: target creature gets a scotch counter. Creatures with scotch counters on them get +1/-1 for each scotch counter on them. If a creature with a scotch counter attacks, it does not untap during its controllers next untap step.
{B} : regenerate Double-O-Scotch, bootleg master and put a scotch counter on him.

2/6
Title: Re: What Type of Card Are You?
Post by: IntoFire on August 14, 2013, 08:00:16 AM
Well, as long as everyone is making planeswalkers, might as well make myself one:

IntoFire, Ravager of Hell           {2}{R}{R}
Planeswalker - IntoFire

[+1] IntoFire,Ravager of Hell deals 1 damage to each non-demon,non-devil permanent in play.

[-3] IntoFire,Ravager of Hell deals 3 damage of up to three target creatures and/or players. If a creature died this way, exile it instead.

[-8] You get an emblem with: "Whenever a non-demon,non-devil creature deals damage to you or a planeswalker you control, IntoFire, Ravager of Hell deals 6 damge to that creature".

{3 Loyalty}