{Brigid, Hero of Kinsbaile}+ {Gideon Jura}+ {Charisma}...just though of this while building my UW edh deck that tries and force the oppenent to attack me and thought it was pretty cool.
How about just equip it with {basilisk collar}
They will never attack or block.
That's cool too. I just like that I can mind control their whole board with it.