If you find a really awesome quote feel free to put it here. This isn't a thread for discussing, so please try to keep the non quotes to a minimum. Please only put awesome quotes in here instead of things such as "Jace? Lol."
{Hex} "When killing five isn't enough."
""Even this primitive specimen of my kind is impressive." - Niv-Mizzet {Hypersonic Dragon}
"As soon as you allow where you are to be alright, you will be able to get where you want to be much faster." - Bashar
{deadhead} & {rock lobster} from unglued are hilarious
"This first test involves something the lab-boys call repulsion gel. You're not part of the control group by the way - you get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint, ha ha ha! All joking aside, that did happen. Broke every bone in his legs - tragic. But informative! Or so I'm told.
Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice tha lab-boys gave me: [paper rustling] do not get covered in the repulsion gel!"
-Cave Johnson
He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man - Dr Johnson
Buy the ticket, take the ride, no sympathy for the devil
To build self esteem one must do esteemable acts -hutch
"Judgement Without Hope"
Godless Shrine
"But I was going to go to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!"
"I want to be on you."-R
Quote from: Slenderbro on June 30, 2013, 12:18:31 AM
"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away."
Isn't that a song?
Quote from: S717 on June 30, 2013, 01:39:09 AM
Quote from: Slenderbro on June 30, 2013, 12:18:31 AM
"Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away."
Isn't that a song?
If it is i've never heard of it.
"It is poetry that will save the world, not commerce."
"Violence isn't the answer...... It's the question.... The answer? YES"-insanity wolf
"Peace..... Through superior firepower"-forward army artillery division, anonymous saying on side of a arty
"Be kind and courteous to every single person you meet, but have a plan to kill them as soon as possible"
Quote from: Charbelchers rage on July 02, 2013, 01:53:03 AM
"Violence isn't the answer...... It's the question.... The answer? YES"-insanity wolf
"Peace..... Through superior firepower"-forward army artillery division, anonymous saying on side of a arty
"My father had a saying, 'Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.' "
-Tony Stark
Quote from: Destore117 on July 02, 2013, 01:55:28 AM
"Be kind and courteous to every single person you meet, but have a plan to kill them as soon as possible"
I'm not the only one who does that?
That's a quote from the highest ranking officer in the military mad dog Mathis :) excuse me! Former highest ranking officer in the military
"Shut up, you're lowering the IQ of the entire street"
-Sherlock from Sherlock
I'm not sure if its an exact quotation but its still funny
"There is no knowledge that is not power."
-Intro to Mortal Kombat 3
"Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."
"If there was such a thing as a soul, I think it would be behind the gallbladder, but above the kidneys."
"My mom once said; Happiness is the meaning of life. The next day at school, our teacher asked us what we wanted to be what we wanted to be when we grew up. Everyone was saying things like a rockstar or a superhero. The teacher came to me and said; John, what do you want to be when you grow up? I said happy. The teacher said I didn't under stand the question. I said she didn't understand life."- John Lennon
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.
Yo-your your drinking the wrong water.
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O!
Water sucks! It really really sucks!
Water sucks! It really really suuucks!
Quote from: KILLERBEE on July 06, 2013, 01:36:22 AM
Gatorade not only quenches your thirst better, it tastes better too, idiot.
Yo-your your drinking the wrong water.
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O
Gaaaatttoooraaaaadeee
H2O!
Water sucks! It really really sucks!
Water sucks! It really really suuucks!
Momma says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth, and no toothbrush.
And I like Vicki, and she likes me back! And she showed me her boobies and I like them too.
"Stop"
"Poop"
"Don't put words in my mouth."
~President Lincoln