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Title: Karate
Post by: Taysby on June 13, 2013, 08:50:33 PM
I just broke my hand doing board breaks at karate.  Give me your sympathies.  I'm not feeling very happy right now.
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Slenderbro on June 14, 2013, 01:00:07 AM
Congratulations on being able to type this? Idk how to respond lol
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Silent1236 on June 14, 2013, 01:01:05 AM
Did you at least break the boards?
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Vyse on June 15, 2013, 04:18:19 AM
"Now for a special treat everyone, taysby has failed to break the boards before him, but managed to break his hand. This is a shameful act, and he has chosen to commit seppuku for you all!... Sorry folks, it seems he missed and instead ended up wounding his none broken hand." What a day. Lol
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: MisterJH on June 17, 2013, 08:38:30 PM
"Then in a fury he jumps off the nearest cliff only to break his legs, unable to make any more desperate attempts at ending his own life. He resorted to crying." The end :)
What a great story
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Silent1236 on June 17, 2013, 08:39:48 PM
Well this took a weird turn...
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Black Death on June 17, 2013, 08:49:51 PM
I broke a board when I did karate :) and sprained my wrist
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Mlerner12 on June 17, 2013, 09:17:40 PM
B-B-BOARD BREAKER!
I just had to.
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: MisterJH on June 18, 2013, 12:22:09 AM
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 17, 2013, 08:39:48 PM
Well this took a weird turn...
Hahahah yea, sorry bout that
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Keyeto on June 18, 2013, 04:07:07 AM
Quote from: Taysby on June 17, 2013, 09:04:28 PM
That's cause you had improper technique.  I, on the other hand, just tried to break too big of a board.
Proper technique will handle bigger boards too ;)
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Keyeto on June 18, 2013, 09:30:53 PM
Quote from: Taysby on June 18, 2013, 08:27:58 PM
And there comes a limit to where proper technique can't help you anymore and I just becomes a matter of how strong your bones are.  Try punching the next brick you see.  I guarantee that if you haven't trained and trained even if you have perfect technique your bones won't be conditioned for it and they will break instead of the brick.
I didn't say anything about bricks. You're talking to a martial artist; I know they're harder. So are cars and buildings. Those would be way harder than a board, but that's off topic. I was talking about boards, nothing else.
Title: Re: Karate
Post by: Charbelchers rage on July 02, 2013, 06:22:41 PM
Sorry no sympathies since I've tried to brake a cinder block before, I cracked it , then pulped it with my knee, walked funny for a day, WORTH IT