I'm going to begin collecting the stupidest cards printed, I need opinions on the stupidest cards to find from actual sets
Unglued and unhinged
No un-sets
The entire homelands set
{Emmara Tandris}
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on June 01, 2013, 08:44:34 PM
The entire homelands set
That's what {Apocalypse Chime} is for 👌
{Baron Sengir} and {Merchant Scroll} weren't bad
{Treacherous Pit-Dweller} I know some people like this card but I think it's stupid
{Scornful Egotist}
{Jace,the Mind Sculptor}- it's stupidly good!
{Sorrow's Path}
{Force of Savagery} (just don't think about legitimate applications :P )
{Juju Bubble}!!
{Pale Moon}?
{Trait Doctoring}
{Spine of Ish Sah}
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 10:01:11 PM
{Trait Doctoring}
now hold on! If a creature has a land walk ability it can become unblockable
{Azorius Cluestone} {Boros Cluestone} {Dimir Cluestone} {Golgari Cluestone} {Gruul Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Orzhov Cluestone} {Rakdos Cluestone} {Selesnya Cluestone} {Simic Cluestone}
So help me; this is all I pull from DMZ.
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?
Quote from: Ageniv on June 01, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?
Really no solid combos. It does trigger the Hellbent and Madness mechanics if that is your aim, but this is really a poor way to go about doing it.
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Can u {Redirect} some how?
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 01, 2013, 10:38:47 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Forgot your message there buddy :)
I modified
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 01, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
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To answer your question, no since it does not target. The only possible way to do something like that would be to have a {Hive Mind} in play. Even then the card still sucks.
{Hive Mind} would be so good if it was a different color and a bit less mana. But blue?
"{Mana Leak}"
"K thnx. {Mana Leak}"
I could see it being played against some kind of control deck, but blue is just not a good color for it 😓
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 10:47:05 PM
{Hive Mind} would be so good if it was a different color and a bit less mana. But blue?
"{Mana Leak}"
"K thnx. {Mana Leak}"
I could see it being played against some kind of control deck, but blue is just not a good color for it 😓
Agreed, but at least it kind of does make {One with Nothing} suck a nanocent less then it already does.
Quote from: Ageniv on June 01, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?
there are a few solid combos. But the take some set up
Man, that card is going to have my brain going for a while. I may try and make a deck around it, though.
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: Ageniv on June 01, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?
there are a few solid combos. But the take some set up
There is really no solid combo for that card. They are way too frail and depend on either luck or time to make it happen. That is not a definition of a solid combo. Janktastic Johnny action maybe, but certainly not solid. Solid combos would be {Scapeshift}, Flash Hulk, Real Storm (not the watered down BS in Modern), and Kiki/Twin + any other myriad of ETB untap creatures that you want to stick in a deck with that sadistic little goblin.
{Search the City}
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:53:27 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 10:50:10 PM
Quote from: Ageniv on June 01, 2013, 10:37:09 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Is there any reason that card exists? Anyone, any possible combos or is the really the worst card I have ever seen?
there are a few solid combos. But the take some set up
There is really no solid combo for that card. They are way too frail and depend on either luck or time to make it happen. That is not a definition of a solid combo. Janktastic Johnny action maybe, but certainly not solid. Solid combos would be {Scapeshift}, Flash Hulk, Real Storm (not the watered down BS in Modern), and Kiki/Twin + any other myriad of ETB untap creatures that you want to stick in a deck with that sadistic little goblin.
no. There are solid combos and even a mechanic that benefits from it
Even single cards that can benefit from it
And I am NOT talking about hellbent either
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:18:09 PM
And I am NOT talking about hellbent either
Trying to justify this card is not really worth the effort. I will give you the possible casual applications. But in most cases, this card is a joke at best. Can you imagine opening this as your rare in a pack? I am sure most people would just rage.
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 11:21:20 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:18:09 PM
And I am NOT talking about hellbent either
Trying to justify this card is not really worth the effort. I will give you the possible casual applications. But in most cases, this card is a joke at best. Can you imagine opening this as your rare in a pack? I am sure most people would just rage.
It could be useful in budget dredge. Otherwise there's {lions eye diamond}.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on June 01, 2013, 11:27:19 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 11:21:20 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:18:09 PM
And I am NOT talking about hellbent either
Trying to justify this card is not really worth the effort. I will give you the possible casual applications. But in most cases, this card is a joke at best. Can you imagine opening this as your rare in a pack? I am sure most people would just rage.
It could be useful in budget dredge. Otherwise there's {lions eye diamond}.
If you cannot afford $5 for the {Cabal Therapy}s then you should not be playing Dredge. Especially since you need $13 {Bridge from Below}s to even have a remote chance. Reanimator is just too soft to Deathrite ATM, so that is Dredge's best option.
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 09:01:17 PM
{Sorrow's Path}
{Force of Savagery} (just don't think about legitimate applications :P )
Force of savagery is awesome! {master biomancer} pleez or even the guildmage would give him a +1/+1 counter
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 01, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
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To answer your question, no since it does not target. The only possible way to do something like that would be to have a {Hive Mind} in play. Even then the card still sucks.
Is the new YMTC triggere when YOU discard cards..? If so..
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 11:30:38 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on June 01, 2013, 11:27:19 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 11:21:20 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:18:09 PM
And I am NOT talking about hellbent either
Trying to justify this card is not really worth the effort. I will give you the possible casual applications. But in most cases, this card is a joke at best. Can you imagine opening this as your rare in a pack? I am sure most people would just rage.
It could be useful in budget dredge. Otherwise there's {lions eye diamond}.
If you cannot afford $5 for the {Cabal Therapy}s then you should not be playing Dredge. Especially since you need $13 {Bridge from Below}s to even have a remote chance. Reanimator is just too soft to Deathrite ATM, so that is Dredge's best option.
Oh yeah, I forgot about {cabal therapy}.
Quote from: MisterJH on June 01, 2013, 11:37:56 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:42:54 PM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 01, 2013, 10:40:07 PM
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To answer your question, no since it does not target. The only possible way to do something like that would be to have a {Hive Mind} in play. Even then the card still sucks.
Is the new YMTC triggere when YOU discard cards..? If so..
The opponent would make a copy and be forced to discard their hand. You cannot redirect this spell since it does not target. Believe you me. I have wanted to swerve this I don't know how many times. It would so funny on a kitchen table. Sub par, but funny none the less.
Quote from: MisterJH on June 01, 2013, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 09:01:17 PM
{Sorrow's Path}
{Force of Savagery} (just don't think about legitimate applications :P )
Force of savagery is awesome! {master biomancer} pleez or even the guildmage would give him a +1/+1 counter
Lol I know, but if you ignore what other cards can make him become, then he's pretty useless :P
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on June 01, 2013, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 09:01:17 PM
{Sorrow's Path}
{Force of Savagery} (just don't think about legitimate applications :P )
Force of savagery is awesome! {master biomancer} pleez or even the guildmage would give him a +1/+1 counter
Lol I know, but if you ignore what other cards can make him become, then he's pretty useless :P
Kind of like {One with Nothing} right? I am sorry everybody, but I really hate this card. Especially the rarity it was printed at.
What about madness cards?
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 11:53:19 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on June 01, 2013, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 09:01:17 PM
{Sorrow's Path}
{Force of Savagery} (just don't think about legitimate applications :P )
Force of savagery is awesome! {master biomancer} pleez or even the guildmage would give him a +1/+1 counter
Lol I know, but if you ignore what other cards can make him become, then he's pretty useless :P
Kind of like {One with Nothing} right? I am sorry everybody, but I really hate this card. Especially the rarity it was printed at.
Playability be damned, I will try to build a deck with {One with Nothing} eventually!
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 11:56:13 PM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 11:53:19 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 11:50:58 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on June 01, 2013, 11:35:48 PM
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 01, 2013, 09:01:17 PM
{Sorrow's Path}
{Force of Savagery} (just don't think about legitimate applications :P )
Force of savagery is awesome! {master biomancer} pleez or even the guildmage would give him a +1/+1 counter
Lol I know, but if you ignore what other cards can make him become, then he's pretty useless :P
Kind of like {One with Nothing} right? I am sorry everybody, but I really hate this card. Especially the rarity it was printed at.
Playability be damned, I will try to build a deck with {One with Nothing} eventually!
Just like banding huh? Playability be damned! I will eventually find a use for banding.
But ya, really any card with banding sucks. Either too high cmc or just awkwardness.
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:55:43 PM
What about madness cards?
1) The comment above was referring to the card by itself as indicated by the context I was using it in.
2) If you read the past comments, I have already mentioned both the Madness and Hellbent mechanics being possible uses. While mentioning this, I also stated that it was a poor way to get those mechanics off.
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:55:43 PM
What about madness cards?
Madness is a sweet mechanic!
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on June 02, 2013, 12:01:30 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:55:43 PM
What about madness cards?
Madness is a sweet mechanic!
It was. I played UG Madness back in the day. It is still one of my favorite decks.
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 02, 2013, 12:02:12 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on June 02, 2013, 12:01:30 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:55:43 PM
What about madness cards?
Madness is a sweet mechanic!
It was. I played UG Madness back in the day. It is still one of my favorite decks.
did you fill it with looters?
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 02, 2013, 12:06:07 AM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 02, 2013, 12:02:12 AM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on June 02, 2013, 12:01:30 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on June 01, 2013, 11:55:43 PM
What about madness cards?
Madness is a sweet mechanic!
It was. I played UG Madness back in the day. It is still one of my favorite decks.
did you fill it with looters?
If memory serves me correctly, I used Wild Mongrel, Waterfront Bouncer, and Careful Study. I may have used a looter, but I am pretty sure that those three cards I just named were the main methods of discard.
Thanks for the reminder, Quackmaster! {Shelkin Brownie}. If memory serves me right, I think it was Jester that said that card literally has no use whatsoever
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 02, 2013, 12:09:16 AM
Thanks for the reminder, Quackmaster! {Shelkin Brownie}. If memory serves me right, I think it was Jester that said that card literally has no use whatsoever
Unlike the card I suggested, that card actually does have a mediocre use. Say hello to your new 20 turn clock opponent ;)
Lol at least the art on the Brownie makes me laugh.
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Threshold helper.
Quote from: Langku on June 01, 2013, 10:17:51 PM
{Azorius Cluestone} {Boros Cluestone} {Dimir Cluestone} {Golgari Cluestone} {Gruul Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Orzhov Cluestone} {Rakdos Cluestone} {Selesnya Cluestone} {Simic Cluestone}
So help me; this is all I pull from DMZ.
I'm actually trying to collect 500 clue stones before m14
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 01, 2013, 10:37:50 PM
Quote from: Crapshooter on June 01, 2013, 10:08:52 PM
{Spine of Ish Sah}
Why is this stupid?
7 mana, you need a sac outlet and you're pretty much going to be dedicating 7 each turn fort it to be good.
Quote from: Crapshooter on June 02, 2013, 12:57:21 AM
Quote from: Death Gaara on June 01, 2013, 10:35:50 PM
I cannot believe nobody has mentioned {One with Nothing}. Have fun with that one mana bro, see what it gets you.
Threshold helper.
It is still sub par even for that.
{Keeper of Tresserhorn} like wtf?
Quote from: S717 on June 02, 2013, 01:22:18 AM
{Keeper of Tresserhorn} like wtf?
Haha maybe if he cost 3
Quote from: Missingkirby34 on June 02, 2013, 12:57:55 AM
Quote from: Langku on June 01, 2013, 10:17:51 PM
{Azorius Cluestone} {Boros Cluestone} {Dimir Cluestone} {Golgari Cluestone} {Gruul Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Orzhov Cluestone} {Rakdos Cluestone} {Selesnya Cluestone} {Simic Cluestone}
So help me; this is all I pull from DMZ.
I'm actually trying to collect 500 clue stones before m14
Man so you are collecting 10 cents before m14
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 02, 2013, 01:40:42 AM
Quote from: S717 on June 02, 2013, 01:22:18 AM
{Keeper of Tresserhorn} like wtf?
Haha maybe if he cost 3
Unless he's equipped with a {sword of war and peace} or a sword of anything for that matter, makes it a tougher choice for your opponent, but he's still a 6 drop for a 6/6 and that is mediocre at best considering the current creature catalogue...
Quote from: S717 on June 02, 2013, 01:22:18 AM
{Keeper of Tresserhorn} like wtf?
Sideboard against tfog!!
Quote from: Millionlittlee on June 02, 2013, 07:08:27 AM
Quote from: Missingkirby34 on June 02, 2013, 12:57:55 AM
Quote from: Langku on June 01, 2013, 10:17:51 PM
{Azorius Cluestone} {Boros Cluestone} {Dimir Cluestone} {Golgari Cluestone} {Gruul Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Izzet Cluestone} {Orzhov Cluestone} {Rakdos Cluestone} {Selesnya Cluestone} {Simic Cluestone}
So help me; this is all I pull from DMZ.
I'm actually trying to collect 500 clue stones before m14
Man so you are collecting 10 cents before m14
Yeah I'm at 109 :P
{Carnival of Souls}
Quote from: rarehuntertay on June 02, 2013, 09:12:06 PM
{Carnival of Souls}
Could be used in lots of ways, so its not that stupid.
In the art department, I vote {Hoodwink}.
Otherwise, I vote {Shelkin Brownie}.
{malingus} don't know how it's a mythic, I was severely let down when I pulled this in a pack
{oath of mages} is another clunker, unless your playing suicide red, any red Mage should be able to keep their life total ahead of their opponent
{Malignus} is sweet with {Furnace of Rath}, {Gratuitous Violence}, double strike, or gisela. It can also be flung. Oath of mages is pretty worthless except in some {Rakdos, Lord of Riots} edh deck as an enabler.
True, but like in said, don't know how it is a mythic, I think rare at most. The mythic slot it took up in the set could have went to something much better.
Quote from: Double-O-Scotch on June 02, 2013, 11:46:45 AM
Quote from: Agarrita80 on June 02, 2013, 01:40:42 AM
Quote from: S717 on June 02, 2013, 01:22:18 AM
{Keeper of Tresserhorn} like wtf?
Haha maybe if he cost 3
Unless he's equipped with a {sword of war and peace} or a sword of anything for that matter, makes it a tougher choice for your opponent, but he's still a 6 drop for a 6/6 and that is mediocre at best considering the current creature catalogue...
Keeper will never deal combat damage to a player unless he's blocked and given trample, so the sword will never trigger.
{Descent into Madness}
Chimney imp, it's..... Stupid, I apologize if someone has already posted this.
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 25, 2013, 10:37:30 AM
{Descent into Madness}
So true. I have pulled 3, as well as 3 tibalts.
Beeble cards are pretty sweet. (i.e. {Bouncing Beebles})
Quote from: Silent1236 on June 25, 2013, 10:37:30 AM
{Descent into Madness}
+{Assemble the Legion}. That was my standard deck when GTC came out. It was SOOOOOOOo bad. Only time I ever lost every match in a PTQ hahahaha
{Zombie Goliath} was happy with almost every card in the Gatecrash orzhov deck...almost every card...