Post your bad mtg puns here. I'll start...
If obzedat wasn't being subtle you might say he's being ORZHOVIOUS
I hate Azorius, so here's another
What do you call a perfect Ravnica?
AZORI-LESS
( say it aloud to understand it)
😎😅😆😋
Whoops, meant bad.
Fixed!
When the pool player lost and wanted a rematch, his opponent said, "Sure, Rakdos balls!".
These are great puns, TURBOPUNS!!!!!!!!
TURBOPUN IS A TURBOPUN IS A TURBOWPUN IS A PARADOX!!!!
Lowly servant: Oh no! Generators 1-8 have lost power!
Engineer: Quick! "Power 9!"
Ah thank you 😆
Doesnt {Mirko Vosk, Mind drinker} just make you feel mentally drained? ;)
Which maze runner always stands?
Answer: Emmara Standris.
{Jace, the Mind Sculptor} could do a children's entertainment series.
What do you can a twister that controls time?
A {Timetwister}.
That one was really good cb! Deserves a like!
{Fool's Demise}
I pity the fool, I honestly do
The majority of these make me cringe.. Its like {pulling teeth}.. Keep up the good work
Y'all be {Junktroller}s
I figured this was the best place to post this gem:
http://legendruleparadox.tumblr.com/