Ok guys, I was bored recently looking through my magic cards, so I decided I'd look through their flavor text. There were some pretty good ones too. Which one is your favorite?
I like {Caterwauling Boggart} and {Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind} from Guildpack. Niv Mizzet's is his name in a mathematical formula.
I like {Dwarven Miner}.
{Crossbow Infantry}
Quote from: The1337Magician on March 25, 2013, 06:18:13 PM
I like {Caterwauling Boggart} and {Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind} from Guildpack. Niv Mizzet's is his name in a mathematical formula.
I hope that you have caught that
(Z->)90° - (E-N²W)90°t=1
turned sideways is "(NIV)-(MIZZE)t=1"
Oh my....
I didn't ever notice that. At all...
{Horned Troll}
{Canyon Minotaur} 2013 version
Flavor Text:
"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."
Balefire Dragon!
"If it comes for you, die boldly or die swiftly - for die you will."
{Raging Goblin}
(Portal Second Age)
{Werebear}
{Razorfield Thresher}
Quote from: xStrayKnightx on March 26, 2013, 12:31:02 AM
Balefire Dragon!
"If it comes for you, die boldly or die swiftly - for die you will."
So true
I have 2 that I really like {Remand}
And {Discumbobulate}
Sorry 3 add {Armadillo Cloak} to that. I laugh every time I see the flavour text and the picture
The duel deck {Mortify} is pretty good.
{Sorin's Vengeance}
{Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)
I like the flavor text for {Lhurgoyf}... It's classic
Quote from: whitedrake on March 27, 2013, 08:20:03 AM
{Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)
I like the 7th edition one too
Quote from: whitedrake on March 27, 2013, 08:20:03 AM
{Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)
Why are the power and toughness flipped on the Alpha edition??
Quote from: Silent1236 on March 28, 2013, 01:54:21 AM
Quote from: whitedrake on March 27, 2013, 08:20:03 AM
{Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)
Why are the power and toughness flipped on the Alpha edition??
Back then, they had a lot of misprints... Not to mention some cards weren't even in the set... Such as volcanic island
I would have to say {Searing Spear}
I just love it
Anything that makes me laugh ( {Goblin Arsonist} for example), the aforementioned {Mortify}, {Avatar of Slaughter}, and a few others i can't think of off the top of my head
{Dark Confidant} has a sweet sweet flavour text.
{Angel of Glory's Rise} has an excellent flavour text as well, very witty.
{Goblin Battle Jester} is one of my favorites.
Actually many of the goblin cards are hilarious.
Cant beat {Bad Ass}
{Intrepid Hero} m13
And {Markov Blademaster}
Quote from: THE WYLDE ONE on April 23, 2013, 07:04:33 PM
Cant beat {Bad Ass}
I lol every time I see it. :P {City of Ass} is also pretty good...
{Carnivorous Death-Parrot}
lol, you have to say it! XD
{Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental}
{Goblin gardener}
Heh heh. Sausage tree.
{Tarmogoyf} has the best and one a the funniest IMO.
Also {Lightmine Field}
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on June 15, 2013, 10:22:20 AM
Also {Lightmine Field}
or gold...or any kind of treasure.
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on June 15, 2013, 10:22:20 AM
{Tarmogoyf} has the best and one a the funniest IMO.
Also {Lightmine Field}
Does {tarmohgoyf} have one.? Its not showing one for me
Quote from: MisterJH on June 15, 2013, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on June 15, 2013, 10:22:20 AM
{Tarmogoyf} has the best and one a the funniest IMO.
Also {Lightmine Field}
Does {tarmohgoyf} have one.? Its not showing one for me
mm does...
{Disentomb} "I deal so often in rotting corpses that when I come across the freshly dead . . . why, it's like my birthday come early." —Nevinyrral, necromancer
I've always loved {dead weight} lol so funny
My favorite card is {Flock of Rabid Sheep}. "And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land-slap slap slap."
{Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
{Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Best name ever.
I've always liked the gatecrash {Godless Shrine}
And {Cathodion}
Quote from: Destore117 on June 15, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
{Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Best name ever.
I've always liked the gatecrash {Godless Shrine}
And {Cathodion}
Does Godless shrine have flavor? I don't see it...
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
Quote from: Destore117 on June 15, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
{Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Best name ever.
I've always liked the gatecrash {Godless Shrine}
And {Cathodion}
Does Godless shrine have flavor? I don't see it...
"Judgement without hope"
I liked the flavor text of {Scroll of Griselbrand}, it's just so mysterious.
{Arcane Melee} makes me laugh.
{Arrogant Wurm}
true story
{thrull parasite} the hunger of a vampire and the subtlety of a tax collector
{brightstone ritual}... I would fight over it if it's chocolate, maybe not shiny.
I just love {Grizzly Bears} I lol every time. 4th edition is the best
{Inspiration}
Rtr version, that guy definitely has a problem on his hands
{Pacifism}
{Lhurgoyf}
{Inspiration},{Dwarven Driller}
Edit: I meant the Inspiration from the Izzet vs. Golgari duel decks. But that one is good too.