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Title: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 25, 2013, 05:44:53 PM
Ok guys, I was bored recently looking through my magic cards, so I decided I'd look through their flavor text.  There were some pretty good ones too.  Which one is your favorite?
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: The1337Magician on March 25, 2013, 06:18:13 PM
I like  {Caterwauling Boggart} and  {Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind} from Guildpack. Niv Mizzet's is his name in a mathematical formula.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Bozo_Law on March 25, 2013, 06:42:02 PM
I like {Dwarven Miner}.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Iandtormentor on March 25, 2013, 06:53:18 PM
 {Crossbow Infantry}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Bozo_Law on March 25, 2013, 07:27:28 PM
Quote from: The1337Magician on March 25, 2013, 06:18:13 PM
I like  {Caterwauling Boggart} and  {Niv-Mizzet, the Firemind} from Guildpack. Niv Mizzet's is his name in a mathematical formula.

I hope that you have caught that
(Z->)90° - (E-N²W)90°t=1
turned sideways is "(NIV)-(MIZZE)t=1"
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on March 25, 2013, 07:42:48 PM
Oh my....
I didn't ever notice that.  At all...
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: MuggyWuggy on March 25, 2013, 07:53:58 PM
 {Horned Troll}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Umbra on March 25, 2013, 08:17:50 PM
 {Canyon Minotaur} 2013 version

Flavor Text:

"We'll scale these cliffs, traverse Brittle Bridge, and then fight our way down the volcanic slopes on the other side."
"Isn't the shortest route through the canyon?"
"Yes."
"So shouldn't we—"
"No."
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: xStrayKnightx on March 26, 2013, 12:31:02 AM
Balefire Dragon! 

"If it comes for you, die boldly or die swiftly - for die you will."
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: izik99 on March 26, 2013, 03:26:17 PM
 {Raging Goblin}

(Portal Second Age)
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: AgrusKos on March 26, 2013, 03:30:52 PM
{Werebear}
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Post by: Trunksthemighty on March 26, 2013, 04:40:06 PM
 {Razorfield Thresher}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Iandtormentor on March 26, 2013, 05:59:42 PM
Quote from: xStrayKnightx on March 26, 2013, 12:31:02 AM
Balefire Dragon! 

"If it comes for you, die boldly or die swiftly - for die you will."

So true
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: KILLERBEE on March 27, 2013, 01:06:17 AM
I have 2 that I really like {Remand}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: KILLERBEE on March 27, 2013, 01:06:54 AM
And {Discumbobulate}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: KILLERBEE on March 27, 2013, 01:08:37 AM
Sorry 3 add {Armadillo Cloak} to that. I laugh every time I see the flavour text and the picture
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Silent1236 on March 27, 2013, 03:15:26 AM
The duel deck {Mortify} is pretty good.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Malachiracer on March 27, 2013, 06:24:38 AM
 {Sorin's Vengeance}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: whitedrake on March 27, 2013, 08:20:03 AM
 {Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)
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Post by: rarehuntertay on March 27, 2013, 11:00:02 AM
I like the flavor text for  {Lhurgoyf}... It's classic
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: izik99 on March 27, 2013, 09:27:51 PM
Quote from: whitedrake on March 27, 2013, 08:20:03 AM
{Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)

I like the 7th edition one too
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Silent1236 on March 28, 2013, 01:54:21 AM
Quote from: whitedrake on March 27, 2013, 08:20:03 AM
{Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)

Why are the power and toughness flipped on the Alpha edition??
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: rarehuntertay on March 28, 2013, 07:51:59 AM
Quote from: Silent1236 on March 28, 2013, 01:54:21 AM
Quote from: whitedrake on March 27, 2013, 08:20:03 AM
{Elvish Archers} but from 4th edition or older...;)

Why are the power and toughness flipped on the Alpha edition??
Back then, they had a lot of misprints... Not to mention some cards weren't even in the set... Such as volcanic island
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: 5/9 Turtle on March 31, 2013, 10:23:57 PM
I would have to say  {Searing Spear}
I just love it
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: MarduArrow on March 31, 2013, 11:21:01 PM
Anything that makes me laugh ( {Goblin Arsonist} for example), the aforementioned  {Mortify},  {Avatar of Slaughter}, and a few others i can't think of off the top of my head
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Xaol on March 31, 2013, 11:39:43 PM
{Dark Confidant} has a sweet sweet flavour text.
{Angel of Glory's Rise} has an excellent flavour text as well, very witty.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: AgnosticGod on April 02, 2013, 11:30:44 AM
{Goblin Battle Jester} is one of my favorites.

Actually many of the goblin cards are hilarious.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: THE WYLDE ONE on April 23, 2013, 07:04:33 PM
Cant beat  {Bad Ass}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Hunteroffire9 on April 23, 2013, 07:19:34 PM
 {Intrepid Hero} m13

And  {Markov Blademaster}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Iandtormentor on April 23, 2013, 08:56:55 PM
Quote from: THE WYLDE ONE on April 23, 2013, 07:04:33 PM
Cant beat  {Bad Ass}
I lol every time I see it. :P  {City of Ass} is also pretty good...
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Opticarrow8 on April 24, 2013, 05:36:33 PM
Quote from: AgrusKos on March 26, 2013, 03:30:52 PM
{Werebear}
Lol guys we have found a winner XD
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Apathy Reactor on April 29, 2013, 12:16:17 AM
 {Carnivorous Death-Parrot}
lol, you have to say it! XD
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Apathy Reactor on April 29, 2013, 11:31:23 PM
 {Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Langku on April 30, 2013, 01:48:15 AM
{Goblin gardener}

Heh heh. Sausage tree.

Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: All-Mana Mania on June 15, 2013, 10:22:20 AM
{Tarmogoyf} has the best and one a the funniest IMO.

Also {Lightmine Field}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Iandtormentor on June 15, 2013, 11:51:34 AM
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on June 15, 2013, 10:22:20 AM

Also {Lightmine Field}
or gold...or any kind of treasure.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: MisterJH on June 15, 2013, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on June 15, 2013, 10:22:20 AM
{Tarmogoyf} has the best and one a the funniest IMO.

Also {Lightmine Field}
Does {tarmohgoyf} have one.? Its not showing one for me
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Iandtormentor on June 15, 2013, 12:18:23 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on June 15, 2013, 12:00:26 PM
Quote from: All-Mana Mania on June 15, 2013, 10:22:20 AM
{Tarmogoyf} has the best and one a the funniest IMO.

Also {Lightmine Field}
Does {tarmohgoyf} have one.? Its not showing one for me
mm does...
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: MrsNosihctuh on June 15, 2013, 05:13:03 PM
 {Disentomb} "I deal so often in rotting corpses that when I come across the freshly dead . . . why, it's like my birthday come early." —Nevinyrral, necromancer
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Melek the fire on June 15, 2013, 05:42:25 PM
I've always loved {dead weight} lol so funny
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: MrsNosihctuh on June 15, 2013, 05:53:06 PM
My favorite card is {Flock of Rabid Sheep}.  "And their bleating was like a wet salmon slapped upon the land-slap slap slap."
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
 {Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Destore117 on June 15, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
{Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Best name ever.
I've always liked the gatecrash  {Godless Shrine}
And  {Cathodion}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
Quote from: Destore117 on June 15, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
{Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Best name ever.
I've always liked the gatecrash  {Godless Shrine}
And  {Cathodion}
Does Godless shrine have flavor? I don't see it...
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Destore117 on June 15, 2013, 11:39:20 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:38:42 PM
Quote from: Destore117 on June 15, 2013, 11:37:08 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on June 15, 2013, 11:26:08 PM
{Totally Lost}! Poor Fblth.
Best name ever.
I've always liked the gatecrash  {Godless Shrine}
And  {Cathodion}
Does Godless shrine have flavor? I don't see it...
"Judgement without hope"
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: IntoFire on June 16, 2013, 04:40:55 AM
I liked the flavor text of  {Scroll of Griselbrand}, it's just so mysterious.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: MrsNosihctuh on June 16, 2013, 02:49:36 PM
Quote from: CbStrad on June 16, 2013, 12:39:05 PM
No love for {Fodder Cannon}?

That's funny!
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: PapaBudz on June 16, 2013, 03:05:41 PM
{Arcane Melee} makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Apathy Reactor on June 16, 2013, 09:42:10 PM
 {Arrogant Wurm}
true story
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Imink on June 25, 2013, 06:48:49 PM
{thrull parasite} the hunger of a vampire and the subtlety of a tax collector
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Post by: Mlerner12 on June 25, 2013, 07:16:22 PM
{brightstone ritual}... I would fight over it if it's chocolate, maybe not shiny.
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Post by: lotrwk on June 26, 2013, 08:51:32 AM
I just love {Grizzly Bears} I lol every time. 4th edition is the best
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Anoobass on June 28, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
 {Inspiration}
Rtr version, that guy definitely has a problem on his hands
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: taylorstauss on June 28, 2013, 04:43:34 PM
 {Pacifism}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: rarehuntertay on June 28, 2013, 04:55:29 PM
 {Lhurgoyf}
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: Mlerner12 on June 28, 2013, 05:08:16 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on June 28, 2013, 04:55:29 PM
{Lhurgoyf}
Isn't that the same as {Tarmorgyf}?
Title: Re: Favorite Flavor Text
Post by: TheRagingMage on July 02, 2013, 03:50:43 PM
{Inspiration},{Dwarven Driller}

Edit: I meant the Inspiration from the Izzet vs. Golgari duel decks.  But that one is good too.