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Title: Terrible movies
Post by: Birdbrain on February 06, 2013, 05:32:39 PM
Thought it would be funny to rent a bunch of terrible movies and watch them with the sound off and improv what everyone is saying. So what are some terrible movies that could be funny if you substitute the words. I'm starting a list

1. Super Mario brothers (the movie)
2. Attack of the killer tomatoes
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: MisterJH on February 06, 2013, 05:40:42 PM
"Rubber"

It's a foreign movie, about a psychopathic, telekinetic tire.

The single dumbest movie ever.

Also, how high do you plan to be when you do this/how high were you when you thought of this? Lmfao
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: adventus on February 06, 2013, 05:47:19 PM
The Room by Tommy Wiseau
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Mikefrompluto on February 06, 2013, 05:50:44 PM
Quote from: Potticus on February 06, 2013, 05:33:46 PM
Eragon.
Your punctuation on this thread.

Terrible Movies.
Why would you use "'s"?
WHY?
WHYYYYYY?
NUHHHHHHH.
THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
IT'S DEAD.

Fixed. 😉
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: NyghtHawk on February 06, 2013, 06:05:44 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on February 06, 2013, 05:32:39 PM
Thought it would be funny to rent a bunch of terrible movies and watch them with the sound off and improv what everyone is saying. So what are some terrible movies that could be funny if you substitute the words. I'm starting a list

1. Super Mario brothers (the movie)
I actually like the Super Mario movie for what it is. There are a lot of truly terrible movies and that's not one of them in my book. Not even close.
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Hays413 on February 06, 2013, 06:16:48 PM
Manos hands of fate.
Plan 9 from outer space.
The two worst movies ever. So much so they've turned into cult classics. But seriously Manos is so bad. Like... Just don't.
Also Piranha DD...
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: MisterJH on February 06, 2013, 06:19:35 PM
Also "Tank Girl"
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Wally on February 06, 2013, 06:24:50 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on February 06, 2013, 06:19:35 PM
Also "Tank Girl"
Bah! Tank girl was great!
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: MisterJH on February 06, 2013, 06:28:06 PM
Wally.. Stop it. Just retract your statement and we won't have a problem. :p
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: prayos on February 06, 2013, 06:44:42 PM
Dragonball
Last Airbender
Pitch Perfect
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 06:47:50 PM
Troll 2
Highlander 2.
There you can't do worse
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Mikefrompluto on February 06, 2013, 06:54:00 PM
The Hangover.
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: smokin terry on February 06, 2013, 07:02:49 PM
Tank girl was awesome. Rubber was one that was so bad it was slightly good.
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: prayos on February 06, 2013, 07:02:59 PM
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on February 06, 2013, 06:54:00 PM
The Hangover.

Blasphemy.
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Kareason on February 06, 2013, 07:09:13 PM
I'm with Smokin' Terry. Rubber was just bad enough to be good. However, if you are not restricting this "bad movie" to a budget then I suggest:

Giant Shark vs Mega Octopus (a SyFy original)

Main players are Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas. It is horrible.
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Rass on February 06, 2013, 07:16:00 PM
Look for movies from the late 70's thru the 80's.

Attack of the killer tomatoes
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Missingkirby34 on February 06, 2013, 07:38:32 PM
Teeth
About a teenage girl with a carnivorous crotch

Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Birdbrain on February 06, 2013, 07:55:35 PM
Quote from: MisterJH on February 06, 2013, 05:40:42 PM
"Rubber"

It's a foreign movie, about a psychopathic, telekinetic tire.

The single dumbest movie ever.

Also, how high do you plan to be when you do this/how high were you when you thought of this? Lmfao
I wasn't/wont be high. I am just weird
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: MarduArrow on February 06, 2013, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on February 06, 2013, 05:32:39 PM
Thought it would be funny to rent a bunch of terrible movies and watch them with the sound off and improv what everyone is saying. So what are some terrible movies that could be funny if you substitute the words. I'm starting a list

1. Super Mario brothers (the movie)

They made a movie for that? Anyway on the topic of bad movies Bridge to Terabithia was just terrible
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: MisterJH on February 06, 2013, 08:09:07 PM
Anything that is not anchorman is bad.. At least compared to anchorman
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Birdbrain on February 06, 2013, 08:09:33 PM
Quote from: S717 on February 06, 2013, 08:07:53 PM
Quote from: Birdbrain on February 06, 2013, 05:32:39 PM
Thought it would be funny to rent a bunch of terrible movies and watch them with the sound off and improv what everyone is saying. So what are some terrible movies that could be funny if you substitute the words. I'm starting a list

1. Super Mario brothers (the movie)

They made a movie for that? Anyway on the topic of bad movies Bridge to Terabithia was just terrible
Saw it. Not something I can work with, and not funny enough.

Quote from: Rass on February 06, 2013, 07:16:00 PM
Look for movies from the late 70's thru the 80's.

Attack of the killer tomatoes
Will do. Plus one!

And I'll look into the other suggestions I'm not familiar with
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
The Warriors is awesomely bad.
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Keyeto on February 06, 2013, 11:09:35 PM
Quote from: Kareason on February 06, 2013, 07:09:13 PM
I'm with Smokin' Terry. Rubber was just bad enough to be good. However, if you are not restricting this "bad movie" to a budget then I suggest:

Giant Shark vs Mega Octopus (a SyFy original)

Main players are Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Lamas. It is horrible.

You reminded me of the lovely SciFi (as it was at the time) movie Sharktopus. There's a classic for you.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Wally on February 06, 2013, 11:10:52 PM
Twilight.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: ChrisRodriguez on February 06, 2013, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
The Warriors is awesomely bad.
The Warriors is a great movie! IMHO The Lord of the rings movies were horrible as well as the hobbit.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Coffee Vampire on February 06, 2013, 11:17:39 PM
"Hostel" is for sure the worst movie I have seen. Not really a plot; wastes half the movie showing what the main characters were doing before the almost-nonexistant plot even happens; horrible ending. Basically porn with a whole bunch of gore. Really distasteful stuff.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Silent1236 on February 06, 2013, 11:20:13 PM
Snow White and the Huntsman was pretty atrocious.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Coffee Vampire on February 06, 2013, 11:20:19 PM
Quote from: ChrisRodriguez on February 06, 2013, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
The Warriors is awesomely bad.
The Warriors is a great movie! IMHO The Lord of the rings movies were horrible as well as the hobbit.
I gotta say, I think the LOTR trilogy was well done (all three). I consider them to be "new classics". However I did not hear great things about the hobbit...I don't think I will even bother watching it. Kind of sad considering I like the book "The Hobbit" much better than "The Lord of the Rings" books.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: ChrisRodriguez on February 06, 2013, 11:27:09 PM
Quote from: Coffee Vampire on February 06, 2013, 11:20:19 PM
Quote from: ChrisRodriguez on February 06, 2013, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
The Warriors is awesomely bad.
The Warriors is a great movie! IMHO The Lord of the rings movies were horrible as well as the hobbit.
I gotta say, I think the LOTR trilogy was well done (all three). I consider them to be "new classics". However I did not hear great things about the hobbit...I don't think I will even bother watching it. Kind of sad considering I like the book "The Hobbit" much better than "The Lord of the Rings" books.
I think clerks 2 explanation of The Lord of the rings was spot on. The movies were just bad.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Malleo on February 06, 2013, 11:27:54 PM
I saw this movie once but I forgot the name, there was LITERALLY no plot whatsoever. There were things happening but there was no point to them.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Crapshooter on February 06, 2013, 11:38:31 PM
Halloween 3, a movie that didn't even support it's own antagonist and really a murderous costume company!? Not much is worse than this.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: smokin terry on February 06, 2013, 11:49:13 PM
Quote from: Wally on February 06, 2013, 11:10:52 PM
Twilight.
Such a bad movie. I don't know how it's fan base was made after the 1st movie.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Quackmaster5 on February 06, 2013, 11:58:19 PM
Any original movie on the SciFy channel. All of those movies have subpar plots and HORRIBLE special effects and no name actors. Just horrible overall.

Any straight to DVD sequel are terrible too. Actually most sequels suck.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: NyghtHawk on February 07, 2013, 12:20:18 AM
Quote from: ChrisRodriguez on February 06, 2013, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
The Warriors is awesomely bad.
The Warriors is a great movie! IMHO The Lord of the rings movies were horrible as well as the hobbit.
I'm pretty sure anyone who doesnt like the LOTR movies is in the minority as most find them fantastic movies. Opinion is opinion, but just saying.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: MarduArrow on February 07, 2013, 12:38:37 AM
Quote from: NyghtHawk on February 07, 2013, 12:20:18 AM
Quote from: ChrisRodriguez on February 06, 2013, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
The Warriors is awesomely bad.
The Warriors is a great movie! IMHO The Lord of the rings movies were horrible as well as the hobbit.
I'm pretty sure anyone who doesnt like the LOTR movies is in the minority as most find them fantastic movies. Opinion is opinion, but just saying.

LOTR are fantastic movies
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 05, 2013, 11:26:24 PM
Quote from: ChrisRodriguez on February 06, 2013, 11:16:00 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on February 06, 2013, 11:07:29 PM
The Warriors is awesomely bad.
The Warriors is a great movie! IMHO The Lord of the rings movies were horrible as well as the hobbit.
I've memorized most of what happens, lol. In short I love LOTR. And they're certainly clever (compare it to twilight).
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: DylanW18 on October 05, 2013, 11:46:31 PM
Why isn't Sharknado on here lol
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on October 05, 2013, 11:48:08 PM
Honestly, this thread could have ended after the second post...Eragon was terrible and if you have ever read the book, EXTREMELY insulting. "Hey lets literally cut a third of the storyline, you know, the stuff that becomes important in sequels and then cut a lot of the details and stuff that makes the book good and try to sell it!"
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 05, 2013, 11:50:04 PM
Quote from: Agrus Kos, Enforcer of Truth on October 05, 2013, 11:48:08 PM
Honestly, this thread could have ended after the second post...Eragon was terrible and if you have ever read the book, EXTREMELY insulting. "Hey lets literally cut a third of the storyline, you know, the stuff that becomes important in sequels and then cut a lot of the details and stuff that makes the book good and try to sell it!"
He was 16, it was good for that age... But yeah, it was pretty bad.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Mikefrompluto on October 05, 2013, 11:52:01 PM
Quote from: DylanW18 on October 05, 2013, 11:46:31 PM
Why isn't Sharknado on here lol

Sharknado is fun if you watch it with a group of people. It's just so ridiculous.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Charbelchers rage on October 05, 2013, 11:59:22 PM
Troll hunter pulp fiction, to defend pulp I just like it cause it's funny, any and all foreign horror movie, also try out a video game cutscenes movie I recommend metal gear ones...
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Mlerner12 on October 06, 2013, 12:05:47 AM
WEREWOLVES VS PROSTITUTES!!!! It actually exists! :D
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Mintkid219 on October 06, 2013, 12:25:15 AM
Batman and robin !!!!!!
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on October 06, 2013, 02:20:59 AM
Let me see...  Funny thing is I have a list somewhere, but I'll find it later.  Some off the top of my head right now.

1. Matilda (was too over the top.  If you've seen it, you know what I mean)
2. Disney movie sequels.  (Dear... GOD)
3. The Super Mario Movie (video games shouldn't be movies for various reasons.  This is every single one of those reasons tied together.  It's like TV shows made into movies, or trading card games off of internet spoofs of a TV show made into a movie...  Speaking of which.)
4. Garbage Patch Kids (single worst movie I have ever seen)
5. Baby Geniuses 1 and 2 (second worst movies I have ever seen)
6. Every animated Titanic (go watch them, I dare you)
7. Tooth Fairy 1 and 2 (makes me want to shoot myself)
8. The Last Airbender (Show...Movie...Masterpiece...Piece of .poo.)
9. Avatar (I forgot which movie, but this was an exact replica of that movie.  Plus it is the overtold Moses story)
10. Dr. Seuss movies (Very bad director taking classics and destroying them)
11. Catwoman (A cat just breathed life into a dead girl...  How realistic and not stupid and lazy)
12. James and the Giant Peach (why is this a classic???)
13. It (not scary)
14. Leprechan movies (not scary)
15. Nightmare on Elm Street movies (not scary)
16. Chucky movies (He is a DOLL.  WHY IS THIS SCARING PEOPLE???)
17. Signs (Yet to figure out why this is a highly regarded movie)
18. Son of the Mask (Silly and over the top)

Granted this is just a list of bad movies, there are a lot I left out.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Dmreiss on October 06, 2013, 08:50:33 AM
Anyone seen Gigli?  If not, congratulations.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: respawned on October 06, 2013, 09:25:34 AM
Spring break (2012 version)...horrocious movie   
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Apathy Reactor on October 06, 2013, 11:05:58 AM
Quote from: FlickerYourOwnIdentity on October 06, 2013, 02:20:59 AM
Let me see...  Funny thing is I have a list somewhere, but I'll find it later.  Some off the top of my head right now.

1. Matilda (was too over the top.  If you've seen it, you know what I mean)
2. Disney movie sequels.  (Dear... GOD)
3. The Super Mario Movie (video games shouldn't be movies for various reasons.  This is every single one of those reasons tied together.  It's like TV shows made into movies, or trading card games off of internet spoofs of a TV show made into a movie...  Speaking of which.)
4. Garbage Patch Kids (single worst movie I have ever seen)
5. Baby Geniuses 1 and 2 (second worst movies I have ever seen)
6. Every animated Titanic (go watch them, I dare you)
7. Tooth Fairy 1 and 2 (makes me want to shoot myself)
8. The Last Airbender (Show...Movie...Masterpiece...Piece of .poo.)
9. Avatar (I forgot which movie, but this was an exact replica of that movie.  Plus it is the overtold Moses story)
10. Dr. Seuss movies (Very bad director taking classics and destroying them)
11. Catwoman (A cat just breathed life into a dead girl...  How realistic and not stupid and lazy)
12. James and the Giant Peach (why is this a classic???)
13. It (not scary)
14. Leprechan movies (not scary)
15. Nightmare on Elm Street movies (not scary)
16. Chucky movies (He is a DOLL.  WHY IS THIS SCARING PEOPLE???)
17. Signs (Yet to figure out why this is a highly regarded movie)
18. Son of the Mask (Silly and over the top)

Granted this is just a list of bad movies, there are a lot I left out.
I agree with most all of these.. Except it, scary it may not be, but entertainment it is!
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Vampyvyrus on October 06, 2013, 11:19:57 AM
Quote from: respawned on October 06, 2013, 09:25:34 AM
Spring break (2012 version)...horrocious movie   
This! Hated it.

As for The Hobbit...it wasn't that bad. They are splitting it into 3 movies so less will be cut out. This first movie was pretty much all backstory. It fulfilled its purpose and was decent. The next two will be much better.

As for IT, they are talking about remaking it, which would be stepped bc if you've read the book you'll know there's some major potential here.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: MuggyWuggy on October 06, 2013, 12:09:55 PM
If there is no Tim Curry

There is no "It"
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Mikefrompluto on October 06, 2013, 12:13:13 PM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on October 06, 2013, 12:09:55 PM
If there is no Tim Curry

There is no "It"

Exactly! This man gets it.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Vampyvyrus on October 06, 2013, 12:40:55 PM
Quote from: Muggywuggy on October 06, 2013, 12:09:55 PM
If there is no Tim Curry

There is no "It"
I'm willing to bet they could find a good replacement...not saying they will but they could
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: MuggyWuggy on October 06, 2013, 12:57:17 PM
Nope.

False.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Birdbrain on October 07, 2013, 07:58:01 AM
My dad said "carnival women of the quacamole jungle" was the worst movie he'd ever seen, so I'm adding it to the list of movies once I get around to it
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: BoBTheFriendlyTree on October 13, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
Ill see if I can help out your list

The Abys ( by James Cameron, girl is dead for about 30 minutes and is slapped back to life, also super trippy)
Hobo with a shotgun (name says it all)
Any movie with the words megashark or supercroc in it, unfortunately there are multiple
Raptor planet
Alien v predator requiem
Almost any old horror movie is pretty good for what you are looking
Snakes on a plane
Evil dead maybe the remake
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: rarehuntertay on October 14, 2013, 12:53:24 AM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on February 06, 2013, 11:58:19 PM
Any original movie on the SciFy channel. All of those movies have subpar plots and HORRIBLE special effects and no name actors. Just horrible overall.


I disagree. Tin Man was very well done. I can see it as an evolution of Oz. it starred Zooey Deschanel and other semi-famous successful actors.

The Triangle, though not the best, had an interesting plot and starred Catherine Bell.

now, for horrible movies, that new prequel to the wizard of oz ( can't remember the name) was disgustingly horrible. All copies of should be burned in the  {Bonfire of the Damned} along with odd numbered Star Trek movies. And I'm a huge Star Trek fan.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Langku on October 14, 2013, 02:45:10 AM
Quote from: Birdbrain on October 07, 2013, 07:58:01 AM
My dad said "carnival women of the quacamole jungle" was the worst movie he'd ever seen, so I'm adding it to the list of movies once I get around to it

I'm pretty sure it's Amazon Women of the Avacado Jungle. And yeah. It's deliciously bad.

And for worst film I'm going with attack of the clones. Classic case of destroyed expectations. Even rifftrax couldn't make that worth watching.

http://www.dearjjabrams.com/
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: rarehuntertay on October 14, 2013, 03:31:53 AM
What the hell did I just watch?
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Destore117 on October 14, 2013, 04:41:13 AM
Dragon ball evolution (I think that was the one where it wasn't animated)...was an atrocity...
Also twilight...prepared to get blasted for that but hey I truly thought the movies were awful
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: rarehuntertay on October 14, 2013, 05:14:53 AM
I have never heard in any form of mythology about glittery vampires...
Even Stephen King said that she couldn't write...
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Destore117 on October 14, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on October 14, 2013, 05:14:53 AM
I have never heard in any form of mythology about glittery vampires...
Even Stephen King said that she couldn't write...
I'll be honest yes Stephen king is a wonderful writer but...some of his books...and short stories make me question the guy lol
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Apathy Reactor on October 14, 2013, 04:38:06 PM
Quote from: Destore117 on October 14, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on October 14, 2013, 05:14:53 AM
I have never heard in any form of mythology about glittery vampires...
Even Stephen King said that she couldn't write...
I'll be honest yes Stephen king is a wonderful writer but...some of his books...and short stories make me question the guy lol
IT...
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Destore117 on October 14, 2013, 04:39:37 PM
Quote from: IceScythe on October 14, 2013, 04:38:06 PM
Quote from: Destore117 on October 14, 2013, 04:03:53 PM
Quote from: rarehuntertay on October 14, 2013, 05:14:53 AM
I have never heard in any form of mythology about glittery vampires...
Even Stephen King said that she couldn't write...
I'll be honest yes Stephen king is a wonderful writer but...some of his books...and short stories make me question the guy lol
IT...
Was more thinking Fingers
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Vampyvyrus on October 15, 2013, 09:04:37 AM
If your a Stephen king fan I must suggest you read The Long Walk. One of the best books I've ever read...and I've read countless books.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: rarehuntertay on October 15, 2013, 09:38:47 AM
Quote from: Vampyvyrus on October 15, 2013, 09:04:37 AM
If your a Stephen king fan I must suggest you read The Long Walk. One of the best books I've ever read...and I've read countless books.

My favorite by him is Eyes of the Dragon
Title: Re: Terrible movie's
Post by: Mikefrompluto on October 15, 2013, 10:04:56 AM
Quote from: CbStrad on October 15, 2013, 09:10:07 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on February 06, 2013, 05:40:42 PM
"Rubber"

It's a foreign movie, about a psychopathic, telekinetic tire.

The single dumbest movie ever.

Also, how high do you plan to be when you do this/how high were you when you thought of this? Lmfao
Personally, I enjoyed Rubber. It's one of those to watch with a group to get the satisfaction of seeing their WTFs

Rubber was fantastic, and the whole point of it is there is no point. It's all laid out in the opening dialog. Dupieux's other films "Wrong" and "Wrong Cops" are fantastic as well.
Title: Re: Terrible movies
Post by: Necromancerman on October 20, 2013, 10:25:13 PM
Nazis at the center of the earth was hands down (uses comic book guy's voice) worst movie ever