The rules are simple: I or someone else post a flavor text, others try to guess it! Have fun, lets see some funny ones.
Here's a couple of my favorites.
"Three little goblins, enjoying their brew. One bumped an ogre, and then there were two."
"Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."
Quote from: toastani on February 01, 2013, 12:00:41 AM
The rules are simple: I or someone else post a flavor text, others try to guess it! Have fun, lets see some funny ones.
Here's a couple of my favorites.
"Three little goblins, enjoying their brew. One bumped an ogre, and then there were two."
"Its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."
Bottom one is {Enormous baloth}
We have a wiinneerr ding ding ding
Top one is {Ogre Taskmaster}
Two winners!
How about this: "Well, it also makes a very nice flower pot."
should be an easy one.
Quote from: toastani on February 02, 2013, 02:27:04 AM
Two winners!
How about this: "Well, it also makes a very nice flower pot."
should be an easy one.
{Naturalize}
The 9th edition one
"If survival is a game, I've seen it's winner."
One of my favorites from my early days of mtg.
Quote from: Kaleo42 on February 03, 2013, 04:06:49 AM
"If survival is a game, I've seen it's winner."
One of my favorites from my early days of mtg.
Too easy, {felidar sovereign}
This one might be too easy, but I honestly just want an excuse to type it.
"Wrath is no vice when inflicted upon the deserving."
Quote from: 8AuGuR8 on February 03, 2013, 05:44:41 AM
Quote from: Kaleo42 on February 03, 2013, 04:06:49 AM
"If survival is a game, I've seen it's winner."
One of my favorites from my early days of mtg.
Too easy, {felidar sovereign}
Yup, it's an easy one, but still awesome
Not sure about yours, Keyoto, but here's this:
"Pound the steel until it fits. Doesn't work? Bash it to bits."
"when he hits people, they stay hit."
"Once he'd worked out which end of thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."
wording may be off a little.
Quote from: toastani on February 12, 2013, 12:26:21 AM
"Once he'd worked out which end of thing was sharp, he was promoted to guard duty."
wording may be off a little.
{Goblin Piker}