Heres how it works. I'll start a story with one sentence. Then, the next person continues the story with another sentence. And so on, and so forth. Doesn't matter what you put, the idea for it is to be kooky and zany. I'll start...
Oh, and try to give a couple other people a chance before contributing again
A troll sat by the riverside straring at his reflection.
He looked at his seemingly {infinite reflection} and wondered how it would feel to be thin and pretty like one of the {Lanowar elves}.
As he sits gazing at his reflection he hears movement behind him and suddenly is stuck by something hard.
Because that's when all the goblin clowns and goblin Elvis impersonators come out
Suddenly kanye west interrupts the golfer mid swing to announce
That the sad little troll is as beautiful as a {Llanowar Elf} if not more so!
Lol
The troll is so happy, he jumps into the water and becomes a fish.
Then Kanye West remembers that he is a gay fish, so he seduces the fish troll
Lol South Park joke, didn't mean to offend anyone
Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ground begins to shake
Then, it became clear that Captain Hook and his Pirates were emerging from the ground.
Then Connor from AC3 jumped down from a tree and assassinated captain hook.
Captin hooks ghost was doomed to do the hokey pokey for the rest of eternity, so he said...
How could this get any worse...
Than the Flying Dutchman brought sponge bob to Davy Jones locker
"oh thank god!" captin hook said
Until sponge on opened his mouth and said...
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!! Until the flying Dutchman threw him in the garbage
Then a T-Rex came and said....
"I am the mighty poo and I'm going to throw my **** at you!"
And then Sandy appeared and threw toilet paper down his throat until he suffocated
And she waddled away waddle waddle and she waddled away waddle waddle waddle, till the very next day
Then all of a sudden Nyan cat started playing.
It was so annoying chuck noris ran at him with a ak47 firing it until it was beyond dead
Oppa gangnam style!
Said the tree to the walnut as chuck norris ate nyan cats poptart intestines
And they all lived happily ever after
Until the hurricane
Which brought with it a hoard of goblin Elvis empersonators
Annd then there was a huge flood
Only {Storm Crow} survived due to its immense power.
The flood turned out to be a water spirit who was looking for...
A nice hotel to stay at for the night, so she could...
Find Link to defeat...
The three headed, four footed, five tailed...
Monkey lizard which could...
Not cook a good dinner. Because...
All the flying monkeys had stolen his pots and pans.
For no reason other than
He doesn't give them bananas in exchange of a hard labor because he has a company that does.....
Very odd and peculiar work, something along the lines of converting animals into money.
For the purpose of
Buying cereals and milk that can make all people
Instantly combust into {Glimmerpoint Stag}s.
The End.
Or is it the end?
Sense someone ended it, I'll start another
A formless blob creature slithered down the street
Pursuing a withered leaf tanned by spring's first light
Although the blob moved as fast as it could it couldn't catch the tanned leaf flowing in the slight breeze along with apple blossoms.
Coming to this realization was the first step that the Blob took into transforming itself beyond it's current shapless form.
He then realized that he could speak and make noise
He then said his first word and his
{Last Word}
Which was... "
Hippo
And immediately a {Pygmy Hippo} flew down from the sky and smoothed the ooze.
The Pygmy hippo was contented about smothering the ooze so it said,"
"Woe has visited the world today, for a blob has passed our presence without completing it's destiny of shaping the landscape of our barren lives with It's artistic talents."
The {Pygmy Hippo} wiped sorrow from his eyes and..
... And quickly returned to the "hungry,hungry, hippos" board game from whence he came
Realizing the futility of said game, the hippo's cognitive dissonance led his fate to the wind. Reality peeled back like layers of an orange, time shriveled into the cardboard of his life, and he was once again free to..
Take up his passion of unicycling while playing electric guitar
As the hippo was gone the blob became evil and burnt down the surcis tent
The blob stood back in abject horror at what he had done.
Quote from: Barzini on March 21, 2013, 12:13:57 AM
The blob stood back in abject horror at what he had done.
"Alas!" he screeched, he took his dagger looking down at his hands and plunged the knife into his heart and writhed the dagger to make sure death can take its hold. He let out a blood curling howl, it was like the scream of a banshee. However he was a blob, and blobs never die. They're just missing in action.