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Magic (The Gathering) => Discussion => Topic started by: BadLuckIrish on February 04, 2012, 11:30:32 AM

Title: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: BadLuckIrish on February 04, 2012, 11:30:32 AM
Post all of your favorite flavor text card! And until the censor goes away post its flavor text so people can read it.

Mine would have to be {Cannon Foddler}
Step 1: Find your cousin
Step 2: Put your cousin in the cannon
Step 3: Find another cousin
:D
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: Validan on February 04, 2012, 11:50:02 AM
Lol I think there's a thread for this already
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: BadLuckIrish on February 04, 2012, 11:53:50 AM
Well i couldnt find one so i started one D:<
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: BlackJester on February 04, 2012, 11:55:41 AM
Quote from: BadLuckIrish on February 04, 2012, 11:53:50 AM
Well i couldnt find one so i started one D:<

No worries. With over 10,000 posts, there's bound to be repetitions.
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: InfinitiveDivinity on February 04, 2012, 12:48:49 PM
{Jwari Shapeshifter} î,,
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: BlackJester on February 04, 2012, 01:02:37 PM
Quote from: InfinitiveDivinity on February 04, 2012, 12:48:49 PM
{Jwari Shapeshifter} î,,
I like it. Reminds me of Björk's "Army of Me". 🎤
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: cltrn81 on February 04, 2012, 02:31:11 PM
Have to type out the flavor text now....due to WotC censorship.
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: BadLuckIrish on February 04, 2012, 02:40:01 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on February 04, 2012, 02:31:11 PM
Have to type out the flavor text now....due to WotC censorship.
"The best expidition would be an entire team of me!" not all cards are censored for me
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: BlackJester on February 04, 2012, 02:57:38 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on February 04, 2012, 02:31:11 PM
Have to type out the flavor text now....due to WotC censorship.

It's more of a preemptive self-censoring.  Like the whole SOPA issue.
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: Harmon1c on February 04, 2012, 05:17:14 PM
{Raging Goblin}

"He raged at the world, at his family, at his life, but mostly he just raged."
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: Mentonin on February 04, 2012, 05:26:10 PM
"When nature calls, run" by {primeval Titan}
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: Chaosquirrel on February 05, 2012, 07:00:48 PM
{goblin Gardener}
"Years of trying have gotten them no closer to growing a sausage tree."
Title: Re: FLAVOR TEXT!!!
Post by: cltrn81 on February 05, 2012, 07:20:37 PM
Quote from: Chaosquirrel on February 05, 2012, 07:00:48 PM
{goblin Gardener}
"Years of trying have gotten them no closer to growing a sausage tree."

My attempts have also failed :(