(It's not MTG related, so mods please move it if I'm wrong.)
In one of my classes today my laces were a little loose. (It was more than a little, as you will see, but that's what I thought.) I lifted my leg a little too quickly to redo the lacing, and my shoe flew off my foot and out a window. My nice teacher decided instead of a detention, my punishment would be having to run out into the courtyard where every class could see me and get my shoe. With one shoe on, I did this, and now I shall eternally be called the One Shoe Wonder by almost everyone in my grade. :D
lol That is awesome!!
Bro tier teacher