My toilet seat freezes my bum, any ideas for permanent fixes to this??!
Assuming this isn't a troll thread, they make those cloth or fuzzy seat covers lol
Er, actually, that may just be a lid cover now that i think about it
They make soft seats, like silent said. Also, do you have a heater in your bathroom? That could help things. Gawd I hope we aren't getting trolled haha
Invest in these:
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Skip the toilet seat altogether.
LOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMFAO done.. But nah like im looking for kind of a life hack thig where i dont have to go buythe nursing home toilets. Depends seem to be my best bet though o.o
Look up Toto toilet seats. But be careful they did have a recall a while back for spontaneous combustion.
Lmao +1 to you Mike. I'm working on a trade for a playset of fetch lands, but that is what made my day
And rass, I'd want the combustible toilet. It'd make doing your business that much more intense.
Quote from: Silent1236 on January 03, 2013, 04:07:45 PM
Lmao +1 to you Mike. I'm working on a trade for a playset of fetch lands, but that is what made my day
And rass, I'd want the combustible toilet. It'd make doing your business that much more intense.
Google toto toilet fire
That would be insanely relevant to the cold seat problem, i think thats what id like.
This is what Intrepid on Terry Love's DIY forums said:
"I do not have to worry about my plain vanilla toilet going up in flames. I can just keep to my plain vanilla toilet fear - that a rat will come up through it. Yes, we have a special valve that is supposed to prevent back-wash (and rat appearances), but every once in a while I hear something about a rat torpedoing up through the toilet of some unsfortunate urban dweller."
I think I would rather walk in on a burning toilet over a rat being launched out of my toilet lol
Quote from: Silent1236 on January 03, 2013, 04:07:45 PM
Lmao +1 to you Mike. I'm working on a trade for a playset of fetch lands, but that is what made my day
And rass, I'd want the combustible toilet. It'd make doing your business that much more intense.
Glad to be of service!
Why not keep a hairdryer by your toilet? Warm it up before doing your business. That would work, unless you're at the "this should've come out five minutes ago" stage of your BM.
Quote from: Mikefrompluto on January 03, 2013, 04:41:06 PM
Why not keep a hairdryer by your toilet? Warm it up before doing your business. That would work, unless you're at the "this should've come out five minutes ago" stage of your BM.
Lol I can just imagine standing there using a hair dryer on the toilet when someone walks by.
"Um, what are you doing?"
"Oh nothing. Just prepping to take a-"
"Nevermind..."
I cant imagine what id do if someone walked into my bathroom durig a dook period.. -.-
Quote from: MisterJH on January 03, 2013, 06:20:56 PM
I cant imagine what id do if someone walked into my bathroom durig a dook period.. -.-
Don't ever have kids then. I haven't pooped uninterupted in 7 years. For the cold you could make a TP a$$ gasket..
Didnt plan on children, ineed my poop time
Squat pot, where your bare derriere and the cold seat ne'er share. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Zjk_U8V8axU/TOIKEEzs7eI/AAAAAAAAHbc/e9x-uElNAJ0/s400/squat.jpg
Quote from: Raiderrob on January 04, 2013, 12:21:37 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on January 03, 2013, 06:20:56 PM
I cant imagine what id do if someone walked into my bathroom durig a dook period.. -.-
Don't ever have kids then. I haven't pooped uninterupted in 7 years. For the cold you could make a TP a$$ gasket..
Master bathroom or add a powder room
Quote from: Rass on January 04, 2013, 06:14:31 PM
Quote from: Raiderrob on January 04, 2013, 12:21:37 AM
Quote from: MisterJH on January 03, 2013, 06:20:56 PM
I cant imagine what id do if someone walked into my bathroom durig a dook period.. -.-
Don't ever have kids then. I haven't pooped uninterupted in 7 years. For the cold you could make a TP a$$ gasket..
Master bathroom or add a powder room
I wish I had or could..