Hello all. I'm sitting here in bed and just came across a remarkable discovery. I'm at 998 post at this point. This post will make it 999. What should be my 1000th post? I leave that to you. Should it be an article? Should it be a joke? Should it be a brain teaser? Should it be a differential equations/combinatorics question? You decide and by tomorrow night, I will post the winning decision.
Ignore all suggestions and carry on with your 1000th post just like any other post. It may sound like I'm telling you to be cynical old man but trust me, it is very satisfying! :)
Article! Article! Article!
Or Joke