Im not sure if this has been done, but it's funny.
Basically, I start by makin up a card that has a fake and as-yet undefined rule. The next poster defines the rule, makes up a card with an undefined rule and it keeps going.
E.g.,
Poster 1:
When green Elf enters play, poke 2
Poster 2:
Poke: poke the player whose turn follows yours that many times
(card, rule)
Etc
I'll start.
Big Bad Wolf
When this card enters play, Howl 3.
Howl 3: You may search you library to upto 3 cards with the same type as this card. Your opponent picks one. Put that card in your hand, and the rest at the bottom of your library in any order.
EDIT: Sandpaper {5}
Artifact
{T}: Rub 2
Don't forget to add a card with a wierd rule of your own :p
1 {R}
Slober Snail
When Slober Snail enters the battlefield you may lick any one of tge cards your opponet has in play.
1/1
Quote from: Thorn on September 01, 2012, 06:12:08 PM
1 {R}
Slober Snail
When Slober Snail enters the battlefield you may lick any one of tge cards your opponet has in play.
1/1
No, thorn, it needs a strange keyword for someone else to define.
Ahh my bad.
Posted a card.
Rub:
The owning player mud rub the card up once and down once X times on his or her crotch. The owning player draws 1 card for every opponent laughs.
Snuffloppogus
When snuffloppogus enters the battlefield, Depress 4.
Haha I was thinking about depress as a detain type ability in which they give up in life and pacify themselves.
Confiscate X: take control of X target non creature permanents. Then deal X damage to each creature and each player.
Mad Max
Whenever mad max deals combat damage to a player, GMBM18D.
To GMBM18D, change the words on any cards to random letters and numbers, and play the game from there.
Mating Season 3GG
Pleasure 5, then sacrifice a nonland permanent.
Quote from: izik99 on September 02, 2012, 09:57:32 AM
To GMBM18D, change the words on any cards to random letters and numbers, and play the game from there.
Mating Season 3GG
Pleasure 5, then sacrifice a nonland permanent.
Hahaha I like that rule. Too bad it stood for "Give me back my 18 dollas!"
To pleasure 5, sacrifice 5 nonland permanents. This should pleasure your opponent greatly.
Spyglass of Nin {6}
At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card.
{T} Justify 2. Activate this ability only if you or an opponent was damaged this turn.
Justify: make an opinionated statement, preferably about .politics.. attempt to justify this statement to your opponent. if your opponent becomes visibly bored or agitated during your explanation, you may double the damage that was dealt to your opponent, or halve the damage done to you.
Club of Rage - 3 colorless
Artifact
Equip - 2 colorless
When equipped creature attacks you may "boink"
To Boink, chest bump opponent. If opponent refuses, prevent or double the damage dealt this turn
Piotr
{W}{U}{R}{G}{B}
Summon Legend Mythic Rare
Piotr counts as an Administrator
Whenever Piotr attacks, Mod 2
Quote from: AgrusKos on September 03, 2012, 01:36:59 AM
To Boink, chest bump opponent. If opponent refuses, prevent or double the damage dealt this turn
Piotr
{W}{U}{R}{G}{B}
Summon Legend Mythic Rare
Piotr counts as an Administrator
Whenever Piotr attacks, Mod 2
To Mod X, ban X permanents from the current format.
Banana Peel {4}
Artifact
Whenever an opponents creature attacks, it Slips 2.
Slips X: X target unblocked creatures this term are considered blocked. Those creatures do not UNTAP during that players next UNTAP step.
Black Jester's Minion
When BJM attacks, Mind Games 7
To mind games X, reveal the top X cards of a chosen opponents library. Then chose one and set it aside face down and the rest in another faced down pile. The opponent names a card. Reveal all the cards in piles. If the face down card was not chosen, you may play it without paying its casting cost. Shuffle all revealed cards into their owner's library.
{Funkify} {G}{R}{B}
Instant
Target permanent gets funky.
Getting funky: when a permanent "gets funky", turn it face down,treat this card as if it were a 2/2 Afro creature with "basic landwalk" it remains as such until it does combat damage. Then "unfunkify" this card.
Drowsy {U}{3}
Target player draws two cards, then that player nods off for three turns.
Nod off X: The player who nods off skips their next X draw steps.
TARDIS
Artifact-Contraption
When TARDIS is assembled, skip your next upkeep step.
Tap: Target creature Time Travels until your next upkeep.
EDIT: I guess you have to define 2 keywords.
Assembled: when you control two of the same card.
Time Travel: Go to Raxacoriafallapatorius until the beginnin of your next turn.
The doctor
When ~ etb kidnap 2 on their wedding noght.