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Title: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 16, 2012, 05:37:11 PM
Ok so the basics of it is that I bought a legacy fun pack. Which basically includes a random arrangement of legacy help cards. I found a treasure trove of cards and a big question mark for others. Many of the cards include the ability "banding" and since I had so many of them (talking 20-40 creatures with it and cards to support it), can someone please tell me..... WHAT THE HELL IS BANDING?????
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Poof on August 16, 2012, 05:40:00 PM
Wow banding possibly the worst ability ever created
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 16, 2012, 05:42:32 PM
What does it do? I'm not making the deck to be competitive but just because I have so many cards with it. Just for 💩 and giggles. So If it's the worst ability ever, what is it? Lmao.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Hays413 on August 16, 2012, 05:43:03 PM
Quote from: Poof on August 16, 2012, 05:40:00 PM
Wow banding possibly the worst ability ever created

This^

Don't bother...
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: BlackJester on August 16, 2012, 05:45:41 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on August 16, 2012, 05:43:03 PM
Quote from: Poof on August 16, 2012, 05:40:00 PM
Wow banding possibly the worst ability ever created

This^

Don't bother...
Agreed.  It'll honestly make you dumber having learned it.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Wally on August 16, 2012, 05:46:06 PM
Nah it's not that bad. Just super confusing to understand the mechanics of it all.

Have a read in the rules section of this app about banding. By then someone might be able to answer some of the more intricate questions about it.

Enjoy. (possibly pull out pen and paper, lol)
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: BlackJester on August 16, 2012, 05:58:51 PM
The oversimplified version is that attackers in a band act and must be blocked as one creature, and both attackers and blockers in a band decide where the opposing combat damage is assigned instead of your opponent deciding how to assign damage.  (I think.)

Part of the hard part is determining which groups can enter into a band.  All creatures with banding can band plus one non-band guy.  "Bands with other ____" can only band with other creatures that ALSO say "Bands with other _____". 

See {Master of the Hunt} if you don't feel like you're confused enough yet.

Better yet, just burn any card with Banding on it.  Make the world a better place.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Hays413 on August 16, 2012, 05:59:07 PM
Don't do it man. Just forget about banding. Banding doesn't want you. Banding doesn't need you. Banding, just doesn't love you. Forget about banding, let banding go. Get on with your life.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: izik99 on August 16, 2012, 06:12:36 PM
Banding basically is an ability that does nothing, yet too much, and is secretly plotting to destroy the game of magic. I've seen cards with banding spontaneously combust, burning whole decks filled with precious cards. Forgot banding, or it will be the death of you 😖 :D lol
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 16, 2012, 06:23:51 PM
Ok i guess I won't mak-  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! On this day, a day that will forever more be known as "banding day" will create said banding deck and shall post the product of this miraculous accomplishment by tomorrow! I swear it.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Kaleo42 on August 16, 2012, 06:42:50 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on August 16, 2012, 06:23:51 PM
Ok i guess I won't mak-  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! On this day, a day that will forever more be known as "banding day" will create said banding deck and shall post the product of this miraculous accomplishment by tomorrow! I swear it.

...were the last words we ever heard from that poor soul.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Imdowd80 on August 16, 2012, 06:49:46 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on August 16, 2012, 06:23:51 PM
Ok i guess I won't mak-  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! On this day, a day that will forever more be known as "banding day" will create said banding deck and shall post the product of this miraculous accomplishment by tomorrow! I swear it.
Do it. Forcing your opponent to rage quit,Is an acceptable win condition in my play group, and  is still a victory for you.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: darkarts981 on August 16, 2012, 07:22:11 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 16, 2012, 05:58:51 PM
See {Master of the Hunt} if you don't feel like you're confused enough yet.
T.T
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: BlackJester on August 16, 2012, 07:22:55 PM
Inform your next of kin and take out insurance against spontaneous brainmelting.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: smokin terry on August 16, 2012, 08:37:14 PM
I love this app. It can really make a crappy day turn around.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Brandalog on August 16, 2012, 08:41:33 PM
This has made me smile on such a crappy day. Just like smokin terry said. Love this community x)
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Hays413 on August 16, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
That's because we're awesome
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Rasser on August 16, 2012, 10:18:09 PM
We should all gain "banding" and make an elite group.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Hays413 on August 16, 2012, 10:28:24 PM
Quote from: Rasser on August 16, 2012, 10:18:09 PM
We should all gain "banding" and make an elite group.

You go sit in the corner!
No banding!
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 16, 2012, 11:21:56 PM
Haha I love what I started! So basically, to sum it up, is it like "attack as one, block as one, I choose how damage is assigned"?
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: ChrisRodriguez on August 16, 2012, 11:23:45 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on August 16, 2012, 10:28:24 PM
Quote from: Rasser on August 16, 2012, 10:18:09 PM
We should all gain "banding" and make an elite group.

You go sit in the corner!
No banding!

This made me laugh
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: scarsabrex on August 16, 2012, 11:36:13 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on August 16, 2012, 11:21:56 PM
Haha I love what I started! So basically, to sum it up, is it like "attack as one, block as one, I choose how damage is assigned"?

also evasive abilities are less useful.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 17, 2012, 12:43:07 AM
Ok. To all the nay Sayers out there. I have completed the impossible! I have created a banding deck on banding day. Check it out in the casual. Let me know what you think. All the cards that are in there came from the legacy fun box I got at the LGS (including some of the plains)
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: scarsabrex on August 17, 2012, 12:58:55 AM
no naysayer said it was impossible. only impractical.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 17, 2012, 01:04:04 AM
Quote from: scarsabrex on August 17, 2012, 12:58:55 AM
no naysayer said it was impossible. only impractical.

Very true. But I thought of a few quirks that could possibly work with banding.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: BlackJester on August 17, 2012, 11:34:48 AM
Quote from: scarsabrex on August 17, 2012, 12:58:55 AM
no naysayer said it was impossible. only impractical.
No no.  I said there was a risk of his brain melting.  He still hasn't PLAYED the deck.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!  DON'T PLAY THAT DECK!  YOU'LL TEAR THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME, SUCKING THE VERY EARTH IN WITH YOU.  YES BANDING SUCKS SO HARD YOU'LL INVERT THE UNIVERSE!!!!!
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 17, 2012, 12:08:39 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 17, 2012, 11:34:48 AM
Quote from: scarsabrex on August 17, 2012, 12:58:55 AM
no naysayer said it was impossible. only impractical.
No no.  I said there was a risk of his brain melting.  He still hasn't PLAYED the deck.

FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY!  DON'T PLAY THAT DECK!  YOU'LL TEAR THE FABRIC OF SPACE-TIME, SUCKING THE VERY EARTH IN WITH YOU.  YES BANDING SUCKS SO HARD YOU'LL INVERT THE UNIVERSE!!!!!

Ok. I guess I won't pla-

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!!! I will play the improbable. I will be the improbable. I will conquer the improbable. I have my magic night with friends tonight. I, QUACKMASTER5, will play the banding deck tonight at my friends house and will report the success of it.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 17, 2012, 12:11:45 PM
......DID ANYONE EVEN LOOK AT MY CREATION??????
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: smokin terry on August 17, 2012, 12:50:57 PM
I did just I don't know much about the then or really banding so I didn't know what to post.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: BlackJester on August 17, 2012, 01:25:30 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on August 17, 2012, 12:11:45 PM
......DID ANYONE EVEN LOOK AT MY CREATION??????
I refuse to taint my eyes with it.  XP

If you survive, let us know how it went.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 17, 2012, 09:01:59 PM
I have played one multi game with 3 other people. I came in second. Yay for first strike!!!!
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Prophylaxis on August 17, 2012, 11:36:03 PM
IMO, banding isn't so bad. Bands with others is the real kicker.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Hays413 on August 17, 2012, 11:37:08 PM
You've doomed us all! You fool!
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: BlackJester on August 17, 2012, 11:55:30 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on August 17, 2012, 11:37:08 PM
You've doomed us all! You fool!
I'm not worried. I've got {Shelkin Brownie} here to protect me.

What's that, Shelly?  You want to give me a back rub?  ...okay... 😊
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 18, 2012, 10:55:17 AM
Haha ya. I played another game with it and was eliminated right away. I have seen why it is so useless. I basically didn't even use the banding the entire games. I just kept attack with my flying banders.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: BlackJester on August 18, 2012, 11:22:03 AM
In spirit, it was a cool idea. The problem is the amount of rules and complexity aren't worth what little benefit you get from banding.

I think they executed similar ideas better with exalted and Soulbond.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Imdowd80 on August 18, 2012, 12:32:14 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 18, 2012, 11:22:03 AM
In spirit, it was a cool idea. The problem is the amount of rules and complexity aren't worth what little benefit you get from banding.

I think they executed similar ideas better with exalted and Soulbond.

Does exalted stack?



Sorry I had to. 😉
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Hays413 on August 18, 2012, 12:38:04 PM
Quote from: Imdowd80 on August 18, 2012, 12:32:14 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 18, 2012, 11:22:03 AM
In spirit, it was a cool idea. The problem is the amount of rules and complexity aren't worth what little benefit you get from banding.

I think they executed similar ideas better with exalted and Soulbond.

Does exalted stack?



Sorry I had to. 😉

Lol I didn't scroll all the way down, and almost lost my 💩!!!

Funny guy
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Rass on August 18, 2012, 05:25:41 PM
Quote from: Testset on August 18, 2012, 01:02:43 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on August 17, 2012, 09:01:59 PM
I have played one multi game with 3 other people. I came in second. Yay for first strike!!!!
See, the funny thing about multiplayer is:

The player with the bad draw tends to win in the end. Nobody attacks him or wastes their resources denying him a good drop.

If you have a notorious instant-win combo, on the other hand...

Lol I guess we are just cruel. Sometimes it's kick the one who's down. Oh he just got hit and didn't do anything I guess I get a free pass to hit him too.
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Prophylaxis on August 18, 2012, 05:55:31 PM
http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtgcom/feature/21
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Langku on August 18, 2012, 06:06:13 PM
Quote from: Prophylaxis on August 18, 2012, 05:55:31 PM
http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/article.aspx?x=mtgcom/feature/21

Amen to the conclusion of that article. I came across a few of these baffling banding bastard cards from the dark ages of wizards r&d. I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who was flummoxed by this ability. 
Title: Re: Im using a lifeline. POLLING THE AUDIENCE!!
Post by: Quackmaster5 on August 18, 2012, 06:06:56 PM
Haha I love reading rants like that. I think I'm gunna add a big powerhouse creature to the banding deck that boosts all creature that attack/block. Suggestions? Not gunna waste an Elesh Norn on this deck....