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Magic (The Gathering) => Discussion => Topic started by: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 06:57:44 PM

Title: Black Lotus
Post by: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 06:57:44 PM
What I have one for trade what would someone give me for it?
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: #noided on August 09, 2012, 07:04:27 PM
{Vizzerdrix}
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Better off in the trade section. But as a trader, I don't deal in "what ifs". You got it or you don't. And frankly, this is the worst venue to be trading a BL.

But nonetheless, what's it graded?
What set?
What do you want for it?
Why aren't you on eBay with it?
Countless questions like that...

OR, you may just be curious as to what kind of wacky things people would trade for it, like a car, or screen worn Lieutenant Uhura panties...
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Juggalonoke on August 09, 2012, 07:06:01 PM
Hahahaha proof?
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 07:06:52 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:05:56 PM
Better off in the trade section. But as a trader, I don't deal in "what ifs". You got it or you don't. And frankly, this is the worst venue to be trading a BL.

But nonetheless, what's it graded?
What set?
What do you want for it?
Why aren't you on eBay with it?
Countless questions like that...

OR, you may just be curious as to what kind of wacky things people would trade for it, like a car, or screen worn Lieutenant Uhura panties...
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
Yes I am curious and sorry ill move the subject
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:09:43 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 07:07:46 PM
Yes I am curious and sorry ill move the subject

No no, don't move anything. I'm not even sure you CAN move it.

But if you're just curious... Let er buck
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 07:11:16 PM
But does anyone want to trade a pair of megan foxes panties for it?😃
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:12:37 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 07:11:16 PM
But does anyone want to trade a pair of megan foxes panties for it?😃

Shes totally no worth it...
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Leviathan on August 09, 2012, 07:15:03 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 07:11:16 PM
But does anyone want to trade a pair of megan foxes panties for it?😃

*vomits*
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:18:02 PM
Right nut
Left nut
Kidney
Jesus toast
Full set of hubcaps for a 78' Pinto
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: cltrn81 on August 09, 2012, 07:20:43 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:18:02 PM
Right nut
Left nut
Kidney
Jesus toast
Full set of hubcaps for a 78' Pinto
🔨sold to the man with the pinto hubcaps
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Juggalonoke on August 09, 2012, 07:22:33 PM
Lmao
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:24:33 PM
Quote from: cltrn81 on August 09, 2012, 07:20:43 PM
Quote from: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 07:18:02 PM
Right nut
Left nut
Kidney
Jesus toast
Full set of hubcaps for a 78' Pinto
🔨sold to the man with the pinto hubcaps

Lol only one of those, not all items... Come on!
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: BlackJester on August 09, 2012, 08:06:23 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 07:11:16 PM
But does anyone want to trade a pair of megan foxes panties for it?😃
Why would anyone want used panties when you can buy them new for like $10? ??? 👙
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Silent1236 on August 09, 2012, 08:07:05 PM
... wtf did I just read? ???
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Aladormax on August 09, 2012, 08:10:20 PM
Lololol this thread is awesome
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Rass on August 09, 2012, 08:16:25 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 06:57:44 PM
What I have one for trade what would someone give me for it?

An awesome altered art pent-land. It taps for any color of mana. I took five basic land cards and cut them into fifths. Glued a fifth of each basic land together and splashesed some stripper glitter on it. It even smells of lap dance.
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Hays413 on August 09, 2012, 08:47:15 PM
Quote from: Rass on August 09, 2012, 08:16:25 PM
Quote from: Malachiracer on August 09, 2012, 06:57:44 PM
What I have one for trade what would someone give me for it?

An awesome altered art pent-land. It taps for any color of mana. I took five basic land cards and cut them into fifths. Glued a fifth of each basic land together and splashesed some stripper glitter on it. It even smells of lap dance.

I want
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: BlackJester on August 09, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
How much for just the glitter?💰
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Thorn on August 09, 2012, 10:02:53 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 09, 2012, 09:38:25 PM
How much for just the glitter?💰
2 {Black Lotus}
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Greg54js on August 09, 2012, 11:21:28 PM
I'll give you my first born then my left and right nut along with a lung.

Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: BlackJester on August 10, 2012, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Greg54js on August 09, 2012, 11:21:28 PM
I'll give you my first born then my left and right nut along with a lung.
Soooo... Your first and ONLY child. 👶
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: smokin terry on August 10, 2012, 12:36:12 AM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 10, 2012, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Greg54js on August 09, 2012, 11:21:28 PM
I'll give you my first born then my left and right nut along with a lung.
Soooo... Your first and ONLY child. 👶
Possible future children aswell if you do every thing perfect.
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Greg54js on August 10, 2012, 12:46:22 AM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 10, 2012, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Greg54js on August 09, 2012, 11:21:28 PM
I'll give you my first born then my left and right nut along with a lung.
Soooo... Your first and ONLY child. 👶
Yes jester
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Imdowd80 on August 10, 2012, 02:44:23 AM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 10, 2012, 12:18:12 AM
Quote from: Greg54js on August 09, 2012, 11:21:28 PM
I'll give you my first born then my left and right nut along with a lung.
Soooo... Your first and ONLY child. 👶

🎎 twins.
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Tumalc on August 10, 2012, 08:19:39 AM
Well it depends on condition of course. Is there a pic yet?
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Gorzo on August 10, 2012, 05:33:03 PM
I have a black lotus for trade too. I drew it in ms-paint. Is that pinto hubcap still available?
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Hays413 on August 10, 2012, 05:34:24 PM
Quote from: Tumalc on August 10, 2012, 08:19:39 AM
Well it depends on condition of course. Is there a pic yet?

I'm gonna go ahead and say he doesn't have one
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: KulrathKnight on August 10, 2012, 09:43:59 PM
I will give you TWO first borns. Mine and Sai's. I'm still waiting to get his(/hers?) in the mail. 📩
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: BlackJester on August 10, 2012, 09:59:31 PM
What's the shipping like on a first born?  Are there international taxes?
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: KulrathKnight on August 10, 2012, 10:08:01 PM
Believe it or not, I don't have personal experience with this. I'm not sure what has to be taken into account.
Title: Re: Black Lotus
Post by: Guypocolypse on August 10, 2012, 10:16:04 PM
Quote from: BlackJester on August 10, 2012, 09:59:31 PM
What's the shipping like on a first born?  Are there international taxes?