Clerical Nightmare

Clerical Nightmare 60 cards, 0 sideboard 4 Scrubland 4 Plains 4 Swamp 1 Maze of Ith 4 Marsh Flats 1 Karakas 2 Starlit Sanctum 2 Godless Shrine 22 lands 4 Grand Abolisher 3 Icatian Javelineers 2 True Believer 2 Doomed Necromancer 4 Rotlung Reanimator 2 Mother of Runes 1 Preacher 1 Mikaeus, the Lunarch 1 Withered Wretch 2 Skirsdag High Priest 22 creatures 2 Seal of Cleansing 1 Umezawa's Jitte 4 Swords to Plowshares 2 Tithe 2 Elspeth, Knight-Errant 2 Righteousness 2 Æther Vial 1 Urborg Justice 16 other spells Sideboard Notes: What makes your deck such a nightmare bluenote20? Let me help you understand fellow magic player. Your attacking me with your feeble creatures, and I of course have plenty of blockers out and I slap down a righteousness on one. Baaammmm, now my +7+7 blocker has decimated your favorite creature. But guess what......I now sac my robust blocker to the starlit sanctum and waalaa , now your missing 9 plus life points and you have a sour puss. The creature I sacked to the sanctum is most likely replaced by the rotlung reanimator by 1 or 2 2/2's and I am looking suave and handsome. My next turn rolls about and I send a 5/5 flyer at you using my elspeth, knight errant to make it so and maybe I hit you for 5 because you can't block it, or maybe I sac it to the sanctum and end your planeswalking career. If that's not enough there are grand abolisher to turn counterspell boy's smirk into a suicidal depression. The rest of the deck is also instrumental in sending your opponent home with nothing more than a participation trophy to add to his already bustling collection from his childhood.

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Pretty cool deck and I like your notes they are very creative

I had to read it twice because the first time I was wondering why you were being so rude to Bluenote20.  Then I realized that you were Bluenote20.  lol

+20 style points!

Ok now not to be mean but what if they play circle of protection white and black? Then wrath of god field wipe? not being able to hit them then massive burn if it's like my Mage deck. No creatures can hit but u can be burned. banefire. Is just one that comes to mind

Ok now not to be mean but what if they play circle of protection white and black? Then wrath of god field wipe? not being able to hit them then massive burn if it's like my Mage deck. No creatures can hit but u can be burned. banefire. Is just one that comes to mind

Well, I think it's pretty rare indeed to see someone with CoPs. If so, then that's what the Seal of Cleanings are there for. 

BTW your deck name totally made me think of "clerical error". 😁

Look at Mage deck sadly I have changed it and not put the sideboard or swaps yet but it's one of my favorite annoying decks it worked as it's posted on here with a 65% rate of win

Look at Mage deck sadly I have changed it and not put the sideboard or swaps yet but it's one of my favorite annoying decks it worked as it's posted on here with a 65% rate of win

Okay, so I guess Bluenote20 had better beware if you happen to be playing that deck. Otherwise I don't think it's a very common occurance.

It's so far the only one of it's kind in the group I play with in both the cOp aspect and the fact it has no creatures

C.o.p.'s are for little nancy boys and lets not forget that you have to tap one mana for each source. Also, what color is the starlit sanctum is there a c.o.p land........ no....BOOM.....SOCK.........POW....

Sorry Goblinking but I agree that CoPs are for Nancy boys.  You think about doubtless one?  I tried making a cleric deck around that card but it sucked.  For the record, he could use rune of protection: land

Doubtless one is to inconsistent with its power and toughness and I wanted to stay in the 2 and three casting cost zone for the vial's and so on an soforth and whatnot.

Okay you two. You can disagree with the choice of CoPs, but let's not resort to name calling, alright?

I'd still win then name calling means it's u fear it hahahahahaha. Plus cOp goes great in no creature decks . U slip once u lose I'd win by burn

CoP decks fail to milling & swarming strategies.