Describe your love life with a Magic card

Borrowed this idea from an older /r/MagicTCG thread.

I'll start off with The Cheese Stands Alone. ;_;

Totally Lost

Survey the Wreckage

My ex wants me to Enter the Infinite. Infinite Obliteration, that is.

Who/What/When/Where/Why

Because I don't know how to feelings and am completely clueless.

Or pretend to be as a defensive mechanism.

Increasing Confusion

City of Ass

Lol just kidding, but on a serious note, it is:

AWOL

Or Maybe

Stop That

GOOD GAWD @Taysby

 One with Nothing

 Experiment One

Hundred-Handed One

Fixed

I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

Wow your awesome. 👍👍👍👍

I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

I'll have you know I'm a 19 year old virgin who has only had one serious relationship that I Cancel'd because it was unhealthy and was repaid for my Show of Valour by my ex spreading rumours, exposing my past, trying to steal my friends, talking .poo. about my friends, Blackmail, and now I see her every day but she just went full Turn Aside and doesn't have the decency to talk to me after she Shattered my reputation. She's on a Descent into Madness while I do my best to not Drown in Sorrow. She took me and Fabricated self-esteem but now that she's gone I've Totally Lost all belief in me looking remotely attractive because whenever she said "I love you" or "you're so hot" they were just Words of Waste that she's Recall'd now.

So you can shut up about your City of Ass because I'm just left to Survey the Wreckage. When she leaves you with a Curse of the Pierced Heart you'll move on because you just wanted your Ill-Gotten Gains and you'll find somebody else to bang.

(Take no offence. I'm more fine about my breakup than this makes me sound, just wanted to see how far I could go with the card links. Enjoy your hot babe, Taysby.

 I'll say again, no offence intended. I have moved on from that relationship, just felt inspired to see how many cards I could fit in.)

Quote from: Taysby on May 04, 2016, 06:24:38 PM

I'll have you know I'm going on a week long trip with a hot chick that wants to go at it non stop pretty much

I'll have you know I'm a 19 year old virgin who has only had one serious relationship that I Cancel'd because it was unhealthy and was repaid for my Show of Valour by my ex spreading rumours, exposing my past, trying to steal my friends, talking .poo. about my friends, Blackmail, and now I see her every day but she just went full Turn Aside and doesn't have the decency to talk to me after she Shattered my reputation. She's on a Descent into Madness while I do my best to not Drown in Sorrow. She took me and Fabricated self-esteem but now that she's gone I've Totally Lost all belief in me looking remotely attractive because whenever she said "I love you" or "you're so hot" they were just Words of Waste that she's Recall'd now.

So you can shut up about your City of Ass because I'm just left to Survey the Wreckage. When she leaves you with a Curse of the Pierced Heart you'll move on because you just wanted your Ill-Gotten Gains and you'll find somebody else to bang.

(Take no offence. I'm more fine about my breakup than this makes me sound, just wanted to see how far I could go with the card links. Enjoy your hot babe, Taysby.

 I'll say again, no offence intended. I have moved on from that relationship, just felt inspired to see how many cards I could fit in.)

Wow. Great piece of writing there. Shame it was autobiographical.
For me, currently a playset of fraternal exaltation over splendid Genesis kinda interferes with love life sometimes.

 Stony Silence

bribery

bribery

That's disturbing.

Quote from: Co2 on May 07, 2016, 02:23:35 PM

bribery

That's disturbing.

that's the point.