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Started by KulrathKnight, March 29, 2012, 11:14:59 AM

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Greg54js

Hidden tower of destruction.   Cmc 4 colorless

Artifact.

8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player

Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them

BlackJester

Quote from: Greg54js on March 30, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
Hidden tower of destruction.   Cmc 4 colorless

Artifact.

8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player

Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them

LOL  a fixed {Tower of Calamities}!

cltrn81


darkarts981

Quote from: BlackJester on March 30, 2012, 03:52:20 PM
Quote from: Greg54js on March 30, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
Hidden tower of destruction.   Cmc 4 colorless

Artifact.

8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player

Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them

LOL  a fixed {Tower of Calamities}!
Finally!!

XFatal

All Will Be Forgotten     (3)WWGG

Tribal instant - Praetor       (Mythic Rare)

All Will Be Forgotten can't be countered.

When you cast All Will Be Forgotten, each Player's life total becomes 1.
Exile all permanents, then exile all cards from all graveyards from all libraries. You get an emblem with "Players don't lose the game as a result of being unable to draw a card."

Remove All Will Be Forgotten with three time counters on it.

If any player has no cards in their hand, they lose the game.

Quackmaster5

Timelord

CMC UUU

4/4

When TimeLord enters the battlefield, you may suspend any number of target permanents. Each of these permanents gets 3 suspend counters on them.

U: Put a time counter on target permanent that is suspended.

UUU: Suspend target permanent and place three time counters on them.

"He who watches the clock can always stay in control of themselves"

( ever since timespiral came out and {time bender} was used in my control decks, I always thought that there should be a big bro for time bender.)

Nobbert

Quote from: Quackmaster5 on March 30, 2012, 05:49:00 PM
Timelord

CMC UUU

4/4

When TimeLord enters the battlefield, you may suspend any number of target permanents. Each of these permanents gets 3 suspend counters on them.

U: Put a time counter on target permanent that is suspended.

UUU: Suspend target permanent and place three time counters on them.

"He who watches the clock can always stay in control of themselves"

( ever since timespiral came out and {time bender} was used in my control decks, I always thought that there should be a big bro for time bender.)


ALLONS-Y!

Quackmaster5

Huh?

Also another card I tought of a while ago.

Tree of the Ever Growth

CMC 5GGG

Legendary creature - fungus

4/7

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each fungus you control.

Remove three spore counters: put two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens into play.

Sacrifice a saproling: Put two 1/1 Green saproling creature tokens into play.

( I realized that this would create infinite tokens and therefore would NEVER happen. Even though my fungus deck would LOVE IT!!!!!)

1337m00nm4n

Not really OP, but awhile back kiki wanted me to make a PW for him, so I made that and another little surprise. Crappy I know, but tell me what u think.

http://screencast.com/t/XqziF9Po8A
http://screencast.com/t/d5HgeQuZd

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker

Quote from: 1337m00nm4n on March 30, 2012, 11:37:59 PM
Not really OP, but awhile back kiki wanted me to make a PW for him, so I made that and another little surprise. Crappy I know, but tell me what u think.

http://screencast.com/t/XqziF9Po8A
http://screencast.com/t/d5HgeQuZd
I like it. Make it lose 1&gain 1

Nobbert

Quote from: Quackmaster5 on March 30, 2012, 11:26:23 PM
Huh?

Also another card I tought of a while ago.

Tree of the Ever Growth

CMC 5GGG

Legendary creature - fungus

4/7

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each fungus you control.

Remove three spore counters: put two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens into play.

Sacrifice a saproling: Put two 1/1 Green saproling creature tokens into play.

( I realized that this would create infinite tokens and therefore would NEVER happen. Even though my fungus deck would LOVE IT!!!!!)

I guess nerdoms don't cross over. On the very popular scifi show Doctor Who, the titular character is from a species called the Time Lords. He says the phrase "ALLONS-Y" often

Quackmaster5

Quote from: Nobbert on March 30, 2012, 11:51:07 PM
Quote from: Quackmaster5 on March 30, 2012, 11:26:23 PM
Huh?

Also another card I tought of a while ago.

Tree of the Ever Growth

CMC 5GGG

Legendary creature - fungus

4/7

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on each fungus you control.

Remove three spore counters: put two 1/1 green saproling creature tokens into play.

Sacrifice a saproling: Put two 1/1 Green saproling creature tokens into play.

( I realized that this would create infinite tokens and therefore would NEVER happen. Even though my fungus deck would LOVE IT!!!!!)

I guess nerdoms don't cross over. On the very popular scifi show Doctor Who, the titular character is from a species called the Time Lords. He says the phrase "ALLONS-Y" often

Got it! I've never watched the show before. But good to know. I just loved the concept of what the Time Lord could do. It would be like blinking, but even more annoying.

Greg54js

Quote from: BlackJester on March 30, 2012, 03:52:20 PM
Quote from: Greg54js on March 30, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
Hidden tower of destruction.   Cmc 4 colorless

Artifact.

8 tap: hidden tower of destruction deals 12 damage to target creature or player

Flavor text:
The phyrexians never knew what hit them

LOL  a fixed {Tower of Calamities}!

That was the point ;)

XFatal

Dark Punishment       UUBB

Tribal Sorcery - Sliver        (Mythic Rare)

Put a 5/5 Sliver Horror creature token onto the battlefield for each permanent target player controls. They have "Sliver creatures get +1/+1."

If Dark Punishment was cast from a graveyard, put twice that many tokens onto the battlefield instead, then lose 8 life and put the top 10 cards of your library into your graveyard.
Flashback - Pay 5 life.


Coffee Vampire

CMC: 5 (colorless)
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Take It, You're a Big Boy
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Legendary Enchantment
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You have no maximum hand size.

Whenever you would take damage, instead you may reveil a creature card from your hand and have it take the damage instead. Afterwards, exile it.