Obscene boredom

Started by Bozo_Law, August 13, 2013, 12:00:58 PM

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Mlerner12

Walk around talking on the phone on a sidewalk, and whenever someone sees you change the conversation to something along the lines of "Okay, the assassins are in place and the president has no idea what we're doing." Then look at the person really hardly, stop, and say "Drat! We've been spotted! Get the sniper on the roof and point him to the..." Then describe the person, hang up the phone in a dramatic manner, and walk away staring at them. If you do it right it's hilarious.

Apathy Reactor

Quote from: Silent1236 on August 14, 2013, 07:40:48 AM
Quote from: LadyGrixis on August 13, 2013, 11:01:10 PM
Going to a local animal shelter and volunteering for an afternoon is always a great way to pass the time too.

I work at a shelter, and lemme tell ya, volunteers are great!  I love when people come in an volunteer!  Makes life simpler and quicker.
i helped less fortunate kids learn how to build robots! But I think I enjoyed it more than a few of them :/ at least one guy was willing to give it a shot.

Bozo_Law

Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 11:25:48 AM
Walk around talking on the phone on a sidewalk, and whenever someone sees you change the conversation to something along the lines of "Okay, the assassins are in place and the president has no idea what we're doing." Then look at the person really hardly, stop, and say "Drat! We've been spotted! Get the sniper on the roof and point him to the..." Then describe the person, hang up the phone in a dramatic manner, and walk away staring at them. If you do it right it's hilarious.

Is this legal? If so I am doing it.

Mlerner12

Quote from: Bozo_Law on August 14, 2013, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 11:25:48 AM
Walk around talking on the phone on a sidewalk, and whenever someone sees you change the conversation to something along the lines of "Okay, the assassins are in place and the president has no idea what we're doing." Then look at the person really hardly, stop, and say "Drat! We've been spotted! Get the sniper on the roof and point him to the..." Then describe the person, hang up the phone in a dramatic manner, and walk away staring at them. If you do it right it's hilarious.

Is this legal? If so I am doing it.

Very.

Vampyvyrus

Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 11:25:48 AM
Walk around talking on the phone on a sidewalk, and whenever someone sees you change the conversation to something along the lines of "Okay, the assassins are in place and the president has no idea what we're doing." Then look at the person really hardly, stop, and say "Drat! We've been spotted! Get the sniper on the roof and point him to the..." Then describe the person, hang up the phone in a dramatic manner, and walk away staring at them. If you do it right it's hilarious.
Oh man...my Saturday is filled. My friend and I used to drive around whenever we passed a crowded spot we'd both hell GRENADE!!! The true test is actually getting a reaction. Ive had the most success, I actually had a teenage boy dive out of the way...I laughed for hours lol

#noided

Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 06:11:52 PM
Quote from: Bozo_Law on August 14, 2013, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 11:25:48 AM
Walk around talking on the phone on a sidewalk, and whenever someone sees you change the conversation to something along the lines of "Okay, the assassins are in place and the president has no idea what we're doing." Then look at the person really hardly, stop, and say "Drat! We've been spotted! Get the sniper on the roof and point him to the..." Then describe the person, hang up the phone in a dramatic manner, and walk away staring at them. If you do it right it's hilarious.

Is this legal? If so I am doing it.

Very.

Elaborate.

Mlerner12

Quote from: #noided on August 14, 2013, 08:34:59 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 06:11:52 PM
Quote from: Bozo_Law on August 14, 2013, 05:30:21 PM
Quote from: Mlerner12 on August 14, 2013, 11:25:48 AM
Walk around talking on the phone on a sidewalk, and whenever someone sees you change the conversation to something along the lines of "Okay, the assassins are in place and the president has no idea what we're doing." Then look at the person really hardly, stop, and say "Drat! We've been spotted! Get the sniper on the roof and point him to the..." Then describe the person, hang up the phone in a dramatic manner, and walk away staring at them. If you do it right it's hilarious.

Is this legal? If so I am doing it.

Very.

Elaborate.

Still fun.

Bozo_Law

Thanks guys for all of your contributions! I will definitely be plotting to kill the president soon ;) (just kidding)

gtfotis

Quote from: Bozo_Law on August 14, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
Thanks guys for all of your contributions! I will definitely be plotting to kill the president soon ;)
Reminds me of this WKUK video..

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QEQOvyGbBtY

#noided

Quote from: Bozo_Law on August 14, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
Thanks guys for all of your contributions! I will definitely be plotting to kill the president soon ;)

Reported.

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Quote from: #noided on August 14, 2013, 08:47:13 PM
Quote from: Bozo_Law on August 14, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
Thanks guys for all of your contributions! I will definitely be plotting to kill the president soon ;)

Reported.
I will definately NOT be plotting to kill the president soon. ._.

Mlerner12

Quote from: IceScythe on August 14, 2013, 08:55:57 PM
Quote from: #noided on August 14, 2013, 08:47:13 PM
Quote from: Bozo_Law on August 14, 2013, 08:40:54 PM
Thanks guys for all of your contributions! I will definitely be plotting to kill the president soon ;)

Reported.
I will definately NOT be plotting to kill the president soon. ._.

Damn! I need help with this project!!!!!!

Crapshooter

Go out, find a car and run over your friends going between 8-10 mph, basically just put it in drive and let it roll. I accidentally did this to a friend and was laughing so hard I forgot to stop the car. But we only went about 10 ft.

Wackaman9001

Find a person walking along the side of the road, drive up and blast eye of the tiger as you keep pace with them, if they are awesome they will start jogging or shadow boxing

LadyGrixis

Quote from: Wackaman9001 on August 14, 2013, 10:09:22 PM
Find a person walking along the side of the road, drive up and blast eye of the tiger as you keep pace with them, if they are awesome they will start jogging or shadow boxing

SO MUCH YES!