24 Karat

[BlackJester]

24 Karat 60 cards, 0 sideboard 3 {Windswept Heath} 1 {Tropical Island} 3 {Marsh Flats} 3 {Savannah} 4 {Bayou} 3 {Scrubland} 3 {Verdant Catacombs} 1 {Underground Sea} 21 lands 4 {Liliana Vess} 4 {Doubling Season} 4 {Elspeth Tirel} 1 {Jace, the Mind Sculptor} 3 {Ajani Goldmane} 4 {Liliana of the Veil} 4 {Rings of Brighthearth} 4 {Elspeth, Knight-Errant} 4 {Sorin, Lord of Innistrad} 4 {Garruk Wildspeaker} 1 {Jace, Memory Adept} 2 {Garruk, Primal Hunter} 39 other spells Sideboard

[Greg54js]

I don't think you have enough expensive cards in there. You need four {black lotus}

[BlackJester]

{Black Lotus}es, or Black Loti.  Psshh!     Those are for suckers and chumps!

BTW Real men play this deck sleeveless.  And riffle shuffle them.

[Rass]

Those sac lands let you fetch dual lands?

[BlackJester]

Those sac lands let you fetch dual lands?

ðŸ';D

[Rass]

Did not know that thanks

[cltrn81]

No {ancestral recall}?

[Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker]

My friend pulled a foil sorin (innistrad). How much is it worth?

[cltrn81]

My friend pulled a foil sorin (innistrad). How much is it worth?

$120 min. Tell him to sell it on eBay.  Sorin's price is gonna fall once the hype is over.  He is cool but not $50 non-foil cool.

[BlackJester]

No {ancestral recall}?

No {Time Walk} either. The one is keeping my lab bench level, and the other makes for a darn good toothpick. Ya gotta fold it in half first. Works better than $100 bills, I tell ya!

[cltrn81]

No {ancestral recall}?

No {Time Walk} either. The one is keeping my lab bench level, and the other makes for a darn good toothpick. Ya gotta fold it in half first. Works better than $100 bills, I tell ya!

I commissioned the federal reserve to print me $1000 bills to do that.  The $100 bills and random Alpha and Beta cards are used for TP around here.  My friends call me Mitt but you underlings will be referring to me as President RawMoney soon....I mean Romney

[BlackJester]

No {ancestral recall}?

No {Time Walk} either. The one is keeping my lab bench level, and the other makes for a darn good toothpick. Ya gotta fold it in half first. Works better than $100 bills, I tell ya!

I commissioned the federal reserve to print me $1000 bills to do that.  The $100 bills and random Alpha and Beta cards are used for TP around here.  My friends call me Mitt but you underlings will be referring to me as President RawMoney soon....I mean Romney

Ahhh, so YOU are the one who stole the Alpha and Beta printing plates. Maahaa! And now I have your location. ðŸ'®ðŸš"ðŸ"¡

[cltrn81]

Guilty!!!

[BlackJester]

No matter.  Once my nefarious plans are complete, money will be a valueless commodity. Just waiting on that back order of memristors...

[BlackJester]

By the by, Magic cards and $100 bills for TP is just vulgar and not very comfortable. That's why I had a crystal bidet installed. 🚽 it uses Cristal, so it's a Cristal crystal.  Talk about luxury!  😊